Gujjarati Fundas

Q)   Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
   A)   The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju
        asked for KESH.
 
   Q)   What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
        (in case of one)
   A)   Tomato KETCHUP.
 
   Q)   Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
   A)   He wanted to listen to POPE music.
 
   Q)   Why did the gujju go to London?
   A)   To see BIG BEHN.
 
   Q)   What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma
        gayon" ?
   A)   Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
 
   Q)   Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams ?
   A)   He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .
 
   Q)   What did the Gujju have in the morning?
   A)   LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.
   
   Q)   Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch "GANDHI"?
   A)   They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.
 
   Q)   Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
   A)   They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.

dHOKLAS  :x