hai re banta

by nishita on August 18, 2004, 09:24:04 AM
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
> Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
> Banta Singh : Ok
> Interviewer : Made in India
> Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
> Interviewer : Keep it Up
> Banta Singh : Put it Down
> Interviewer : Maxi Mum
> Banta Singh : Mini Dad
> Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
> Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
> Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
> Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
> Interviewer : I say you get out!
> Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
> Interviewer : I reject you!
> Banta Singh : You Appoint me
> Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: August 18, 2004, 08:55:57 PM »
ha ha ha ha ha nice one nishita
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ilu
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«Reply #2 on: August 19, 2004, 04:50:28 AM »
really good one nishita
keep it up
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indianraj_us
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«Reply #3 on: August 22, 2004, 11:26:23 AM »
LOL ..... Good one ..... why do santa & banta always get into this kinda mess Huh?? Ha... Ha....
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nishita
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«Reply #4 on: August 23, 2004, 06:25:47 AM »
hehe.. thks
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sharmaarunkumar
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«Reply #5 on: August 30, 2004, 07:58:30 PM »
Excellent!!! Really fits for santa-banta....! Ha ha ha!!!
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nishita
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«Reply #6 on: August 31, 2004, 10:46:53 AM »
thanku
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nishita
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«Reply #7 on: September 08, 2004, 08:21:56 AM »
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

 What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
 Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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nishita
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«Reply #8 on: September 08, 2004, 08:22:36 AM »
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
 Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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nishita
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«Reply #9 on: September 08, 2004, 08:45:49 AM »
Bhola singh on cycle hit lady accidently.
Lady says ’”break nahi mar sakte kya?
Bhola replied “break ki kya baat karte ho meine to puri cycle maar di hai"
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sanju
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«Reply #10 on: September 08, 2004, 03:24:55 PM »
lolzz...
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nishita
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«Reply #11 on: September 09, 2004, 10:17:44 AM »
A lovley sikhni was riding her bike when she notices this Sardar who is following her around.
She tries to dodge him but to no avail. At last she jumps off her bike and says:"Sardar ji, mennu loot lo!!!"

The Sardar ji takes her bike and runs off!

bolo tarara
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Pooja
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«Reply #12 on: September 09, 2004, 03:03:31 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ha ha ha ha
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nishita
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«Reply #13 on: September 09, 2004, 06:32:07 PM »
lolll
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nishita
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«Reply #14 on: September 10, 2004, 10:18:52 AM »
Shoher aur biwi main narazgi hojati hai, aur baat cheet band hoti hai...Shoher raat ko sotay waqt biwi kay takiye kay ooper aik parchi likh kar rakhta hai kay "Mujhay Subah 6 Jaga dena".Jub shoher sahab subah ko uthtay hain to dekhtay hain kay 9 baj rahay hotay hain aur wahin per aik parchi parri hoti hai, jis per likha hota hai "Uthiyee 6 baj chukay hain"
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