hai re banta -Panna 9:SMS , mobile & JOKES

immi

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«Reply #120 on: November 12, 2004, 02:23:00 PM »

Q: There are 17 sardars standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".


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Pooja

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hai re banta

«Reply #121 on: November 12, 2004, 04:54:12 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!!


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Talat

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hai re banta

«Reply #122 on: November 12, 2004, 05:15:37 PM »

hehehehe


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immi

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hai re banta

«Reply #123 on: November 12, 2004, 05:18:18 PM »

Thanks,


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sharmaarunkumar

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hai re banta

«Reply #124 on: November 12, 2004, 08:11:22 PM »

Nice!!! lolzzzz


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immi

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hai re banta

«Reply #125 on: November 12, 2004, 08:12:09 PM »

Thank you All.

Usual Smile


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immi

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hai re banta

«Reply #126 on: November 12, 2004, 08:18:45 PM »

Santa, owner of a big furniture store went to Mumbai to buy some stock and met a really beautiful girl in the hotel elevator.
But she was South Indian and they couldn't understand a word of each other's language.
So Santa took out a pencil and notebook and drew a sketch of a taxi.
She nodded her head and laughed and they went for a ride in the park.
Then Santa drew a picture of a table in a restaurant with a question
mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner.
After dinner, he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to a night club and danced and had a lovely evening.
At length, she motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
Santa was dumbfounded. He's never been able to figure out how she knew he was in the furniture business.


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Pooja

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hai re banta

«Reply #127 on: November 12, 2004, 08:46:25 PM »


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Talat

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hai re banta

«Reply #128 on: November 13, 2004, 03:24:01 AM »


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nishita

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hai re banta

«Reply #129 on: November 13, 2004, 06:17:49 AM »

heheh immi


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sharmaarunkumar

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hai re banta

«Reply #130 on: November 13, 2004, 08:19:37 PM »

lolzzz!nice!!!


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Rishi

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hai re banta

«Reply #131 on: November 14, 2004, 11:59:42 PM »

**
A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji puchho matt...sab kuchh sahi tha, sab log platform per khadde gaadi ki wait kar rahe the. Acchanak announcement hui ki shataabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.

Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM par aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachaane ke liye patri per kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god... Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahi koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri per hi leta tah. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chadd gaya....
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sharmaarunkumar

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hai re banta

«Reply #132 on: November 15, 2004, 12:33:05 PM »

Oh! My god!!!! ha! ha! ha! ha! Marvellous!!!!!!! Rishi!!! Very Nice!!!lolzz


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immi

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hai re banta

«Reply #133 on: November 15, 2004, 04:53:16 PM »

Thank you, all
and Very nice one Rishi !!!!!


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Nedura!

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hai re banta

«Reply #134 on: November 15, 2004, 05:23:43 PM »

Lolllllllll nice ......
HERES ONE INCIDENT ....MY BRO TOLD SOME COOL SARDARJI JOKES TO HIS TEACHER ONE DAY SHE SAID "ITNE BUDHHU BHI NAHI HOTE SARDAR"

COMES THE EVENING AND MY BRO ASKS OYE AHLUWALIA SARDAR HOTE HAIN KYA HA HA HA ..... GUESS WAT HIS TEACHER IS A SARDARNI HE HE !


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