hai re banta

lolzzzz! Very Nice!! Rishi!!!

One day, while a sardar was out driving his car, he ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made him pull over into a parking lot and got out of the truck.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told him to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to his car and slashed the tires.

The sardar started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed his windshield.

This time the sardar laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all his windows and keyed his car.

The sardar is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what's so funny.

The sardar giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Thank you

Q: What does a sardar do when someone says its chili outside?
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A: He grabs a bowl.

Q: Have you heard what my sardar neighbor wrote on the bottom of his swimming pool?

A: No smoking.

Thanks,

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of sardars?
A: Knock on the door.

Sukriya

Q: Why do sardars have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

ha ha ha ha!!!! immi@FullSardars.com