hai re banta

lolzz immi gud one

Q: A sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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This Sardarnee holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks a clerk if she can use the store's free baby scale.

'Sorry, maam,' says the clerk. 'Our baby scale is out for repairs. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first.'

Oh, that wont work, says the Sardarnee.
Why not?' asks the clerk.
Becauses I'm not the mother -- I'm just the aunt!
**

Nice one Rishi !!

ha ha ha ha!!!!

Q: What does a sardar say if you blow in his ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"