Hasana Manaa Hai ...

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya...aur main  :?:
SWARGWASI...

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage it is self-defense  

Its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives  ..  

What  is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side.... :wink:

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered ... :lol:

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.  :D

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna starts his practice. He Checked 1st patient eyes,  tongue & ears by TORCH
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI ...

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle... Million soldiers 2 protect a country.... BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!
Let's Thank  ......KAAMWALI ....... :lol:




Note: Bhaiyon (aur meri bibi ki behno  :wink: ), agar repeat ho to maaf kar dena .....aaj hi mail main mila hai ... :D

(No) Thanku (No) Thanku .... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

lol ny janab nice one........
repeat huva to maafi doston...
this 1 is from my mob collection........


Proffessor : Fools ask so many Questions which make a wise man go mad.
Student : Ur absolutely rite Sir we go thru simmilar situation during exam .

what is true bravery ?
it iz 2 arrive home fully drunk after a late nite out, wife waiting wit a broom stick n you ask 'honey r u still cleaning ?

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband :  Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage
certificate 4 an
hour ...??      
 Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date.

Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur
Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our
Network
Follows."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh wife ..........