hasna mana hai.....................

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta. hai"
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

Four high-tech sardar inventions:
Waterproof towel
Solar powered torch
Book on how to read
Pedal powered wheel chair.

Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
To avoid side effect!!!

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the.
Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatripakdke dal na".


Man:sardarji where were you born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
Punjab".

Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar Kasam kaho ke
Sardar :yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir
Gita pe haath....

Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha "akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "Sir pehle date of birth to batao".

Why was Sardarji writing the exam near the door
Because it was an entrance exam.

Banta's Son:Dad there is some one on the door to collect donations
for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
Santa: he is not studying they are studying him.

Height of stupidity : Two sardar fighting for the window seat on a
scooter