*Hasna Mana Hai*

by Roja on October 26, 2007, 02:59:35 AM
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Malik naukar se  :  Tu bahut bada gadha hai

Naukar  :  Nahi huzur...!! Bade toh aap hai, Mai toh chota hu..!!

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Varsha : Mere dadaji jab guzre toh mere liye ek karod rupaiye chod
gaye

Ritu : Mere dadaji jab guzare toh mere liye sari dunia hi chod gaye..!!

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Pita putra se : Aaj prashna patra kaisa tha..

Putra : Ji gulabi rang ka... kali siyahi se chapa tha..!!

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Ek dost dosre se ramesh yeh batao ki aam ke ped ki kya nishani hoti hai.

Ramesh : Bahut easy hai ... Aam ke ped per Aam lage hote hai..

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Doctor : Lambi sans lo aur teen bar saath bolo

Marij :  Lambi sans leta hai aur kehta hai Ikkees

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Ek aadmi kirane ki dukaan per jakar gana gata hai.
Mera jeevan kora kagaz, kora hi reh gaya..

Aur ek kilo chavan dene ko kehta hai.

Dukandaar gakar kehta hai : Sare chaval chuwe khaa gaye, Bora hi reh gaya..!!

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Bazigar : Dekhiye sahebaan, mai minaar se chalaag lagaunga aur neeche nahi aaunga..

Ek darshak : Yeh koyi bath nahi hai. Minar se chalang laganewala her vyakti upper hi seeda jaata hai..!!

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«Reply #1 on: October 27, 2007, 05:18:36 AM »
thanks for sharing the jokes
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Nice Sharings Roja Ji,.
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«Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 01:58:14 PM »
Thanks Pandher ji and dear Azeem  Usual Smile
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