hasne ka nai..................

dunno if someone posted these earlier

1.Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me  in six months.

  Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard   to get!



 2.A Happy Boss tells his employees:

You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a  check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll  sign those checks.



 3.Hubby: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

   Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was  300ml now    it's 1.5 ltr.



 4.An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was

    observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya

     nishana lagaya hai!



5.What's the difference between pleasure and torture?

     Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of

      you too much.



 6.God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.

 Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a  mother-in-law.



 7.Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.

    Banta: What's he studying?"

     Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!



 8.Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.

 Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.



 9.Life is a paradox-what you want you don't get(luv), what you get, you  don't njoy(marriage), what you njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what  is permanent is  boring(wife)