Haste Rahooooo... (SMS COLLECTION) -Panna 2:SMS , mobile & JOKES

sunny_india_king

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«Reply #15 on: February 12, 2005, 04:38:43 PM »

HAMARE SAATH RAHOOO GE TO HASTE RAHOOO GE :D :D :D :D :D

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Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed.
How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny.
And even if you make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

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U HAVE ANY YAHOO IDDDDD


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sunny_india_king

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Haste Rahooooo... (SMS COLLECTION)

«Reply #16 on: February 12, 2005, 04:41:30 PM »

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Santa Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a
fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well.
His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator,
alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "
Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,
" he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'."

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Talat

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Haste Rahooooo... (SMS COLLECTION)

«Reply #17 on: February 12, 2005, 04:42:29 PM »

Nice Collections!!!! :lol:


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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #18 on: February 12, 2005, 04:43:59 PM »

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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and
he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?).
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
(If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!) :oops: :oops:

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #19 on: February 12, 2005, 04:46:08 PM »

give me ur ID plz send me MAIL

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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt." And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night." :twisted:

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #20 on: February 12, 2005, 04:47:49 PM »

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Banta Singh dialed to talk to his dear pal
Santa Singh "Is that 6545224?.
" asked Banta Singh. "No this is 6545225."
came the reply. After thinking for few seconds
Banta Singh replied "No matter,
please call Mr. Santa Singh from next door tongue3

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #21 on: February 12, 2005, 04:49:56 PM »

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Santa and Banta work in a software company.
One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building.
Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk.
See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB.
Can't you carry even this much?"
Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!! tongue3

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #22 on: February 12, 2005, 04:52:01 PM »

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A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up
the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #23 on: February 12, 2005, 04:53:42 PM »

Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena hahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain tongue3


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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #24 on: February 12, 2005, 04:55:46 PM »

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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk
sleeping in night,
morning becomes tight"

tongue3

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #25 on: February 12, 2005, 04:56:44 PM »

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM.
The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies,
" Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258." tongue3

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #26 on: February 12, 2005, 04:58:32 PM »

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Did you hear about the sardarji
who is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #27 on: February 12, 2005, 04:59:12 PM »

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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #28 on: February 12, 2005, 05:00:53 PM »

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Sardarji calls Air India.
'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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sunny_india_king

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«Reply #29 on: February 12, 2005, 05:03:10 PM »

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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and ****
he suddenly hit a girl! ****
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!' ****
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ****
ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!' ****
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