Haste Rahooooo... (SMS COLLECTION)

by sunny_india_king on February 12, 2005, 04:15:48 PM
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«Reply #30 on: February 12, 2005, 05:04:37 PM »
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh,
'Ek Punjab female dena!'
 'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh. tongue3  tongue3  tongue3
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«Reply #31 on: February 12, 2005, 05:06:56 PM »
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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha
"yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta.
" Sardar"yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

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«Reply #32 on: February 12, 2005, 05:07:32 PM »
Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what---To avoid side effect!!!
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«Reply #33 on: February 12, 2005, 05:08:00 PM »
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the.Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko
pani dal.Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai".sardar : abe budhu chatri
pakdke dal na".
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«Reply #34 on: February 12, 2005, 05:08:49 PM »
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Man:sardarji where were u born? sardarji: punjab. man: which
part.Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai,whole body is born in punjab".

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«Reply #35 on: February 12, 2005, 05:09:50 PM »
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Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke------
Sardar :yeh kya sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya
ab fir gita pe haath.

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«Reply #36 on: February 12, 2005, 05:10:36 PM »
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Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha"akal badhi ya bhais "Sardar bola "
sir pehle date of birth to batao".  tongue3  tongue3  tongue3  tongue3  tongue3

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«Reply #37 on: February 12, 2005, 05:11:40 PM »
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Sardar proposed to a girl.Girl said I'm 1year elder to u.
Sardar said "oye no problem soniyee I'll marry u next year".

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«Reply #38 on: February 12, 2005, 05:16:42 PM »
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sardar1: Whin i get tensed i used to play with child....
sardar2: Then?Huh?
sardar1: Then what child get tensed.....

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«Reply #39 on: February 12, 2005, 05:18:32 PM »
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One day, Banta went to the clinic,
 and he finds his friend Santa crying.
Banta: Santa, Why are you crying?
Santa: The doctors are going to take
my blood test by cutting my finger.
After hearing this Banta also starts crying.
Santa: Banta, why are you crying?
Banta: I'm here for Eyes test!

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«Reply #40 on: February 12, 2005, 05:20:36 PM »
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One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar and
the sardar denied simply saying that in our family
we marry only our relatives my mom married my dad,
 my brother married my bhabhi,
my uncle married my aunt and so on.
so.....................please excuse me !!!!!

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 :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  tongue3  tongue3  tongue3  tongue3  tongue3  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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«Reply #41 on: February 12, 2005, 05:22:50 PM »
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Santa Singh is at the railway station. He asks a man "When will Rajdhani
Express will go from here?"
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here?"
Man Replies 11.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here?"
Man Replies 10.30.
Santa singh goes on asking about all the trains.
Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train
or not.
Santa replies, "No I just want to cross the tracks!"

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«Reply #42 on: February 12, 2005, 05:25:14 PM »
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and
Santa Singh was singing a song.
After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and
started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you?
Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

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«Reply #43 on: February 12, 2005, 05:26:35 PM »
Once Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the
column SEX. He was not sure as to what was to be filled there. After much
thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his application form, he
was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either
MALE or FEMALE. Again Santa thought for a long time before coming up with
an answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.
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«Reply #44 on: February 12, 2005, 05:34:05 PM »
Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked
"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
Yes of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh How nice it would be I have been illiterate for so long"
replied Banta with joy.
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