Haste Rahooooo... (SMS COLLECTION)

by sunny_india_king on February 12, 2005, 04:15:48 PM

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«Reply #45 on: February 12, 2005, 05:36:14 PM »

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The sardarni asked his lover, Santa Singh "Santa darling, if we get
engaged will you give me a ring?" "Sure" said Santa, "what's your phone
number?"

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Haste Rahooooo... (SMS COLLECTION)

«Reply #46 on: February 12, 2005, 05:38:56 PM »

Santa Singh: "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice
after a hot bath to cure my cold."
Banta Singh: "Does it work?"
Santa Singh: "I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath."


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Haste Rahooooo... (SMS COLLECTION)

«Reply #47 on: February 12, 2005, 05:40:23 PM »

A sardarji with a big bandage in his left hand told his friend (not a
sardar) that his hand was caught in the machine in the factory.
"oh!" exclaimed the friend and said "If it had happened to the right hand
you would have suffered triple than this"
"I am not a fool" said the sardar. "First the position was that only my
right was about to get caught...I instantly pulled it out and gave my left
hand inside"


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«Reply #48 on: February 12, 2005, 05:40:41 PM »

A sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running
and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this sardarji replies, "oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash
Basin"


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«Reply #49 on: February 12, 2005, 05:42:42 PM »

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and
low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that
there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.
Why every few minutes he keeps saying
'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"

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«Reply #50 on: February 14, 2005, 10:07:58 AM »

1 din 1 daku 1 sardar ke ghar me ghuss gaya aur bola'sona kahan hai?

sardar bola ullu ke patthey,poora ghar khali hai kahin bhi soja. . . .

( repeat ho toh sorry )


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«Reply #51 on: February 14, 2005, 10:14:11 AM »

A sardar was asked to frame a sentence using words GREEN,

PINK and YELLOW. He said- when the phone rings GREEN GREEN..

I PINK up the call and say YELLOW..