Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Hii frnd meine ye thread Sabhi Yoindia User Ke liye Kholi Hai Mein Chahta Hu Ki Sab Yaha Pe Kuch Haste Khilkhilate Huve Joke yaha pe Share Kare Aur Khud Bhi Hase Aur Sabko Bhi Hasaye...............Rishi


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 06:10:28 AM »

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 06:12:53 AM »

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.” Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 06:14:10 AM »

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai. Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 06:15:12 AM »

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai. Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #5 on: November 21, 2009, 06:17:50 AM »

Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.

Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.

Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.

Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?

Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.” Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #6 on: November 21, 2009, 06:20:01 AM »

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.” Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #7 on: November 21, 2009, 06:21:50 AM »

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #8 on: November 21, 2009, 06:23:38 AM »

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #9 on: November 21, 2009, 06:25:01 AM »

Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..! Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #10 on: November 21, 2009, 06:26:24 AM »

=))hansa kar maarne ka irada hai kiya Rishi ji, Laughing hard

=))lovely jokes.too good. icon_thumleft


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #11 on: November 21, 2009, 07:17:11 AM »

Quote from: madhuwesh on November 21, 2009, 06:26:24 AM

=))hansa kar maarne ka irada hai kiya Rishi ji, Laughing hard

=))lovely jokes.too good. icon_thumleft

Kyu Aisa Kya kR diya Meine Madhu Ji Hassoge tabhi to khus rhoge yar


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #12 on: November 21, 2009, 07:19:28 AM »

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche… Laughing hard


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«Reply #13 on: November 21, 2009, 07:20:35 AM »

Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!

Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye! Laughing hard


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #14 on: November 21, 2009, 07:22:29 AM »

Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?

Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.

Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!

Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi. Laughing hard