Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #105 on: December 26, 2009, 09:30:59 AM »

Santa Ki Maa Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thi
Hospital Gaye To Dr. Ne Kaha Ki TEST Honge

Santa:-Inaki Umar Zyada Hai.

TEST Nahi 1 Day Ya T-20 Karwa Lo.


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #106 on: December 26, 2009, 09:31:41 AM »

Santa:-
We'll Soon Become Rich.

Banta:-
How?

Santa:-
Tomorow My Mathematics
Teacher Will Teach Me How To Convert
Paise Into Rupees.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #107 on: December 26, 2009, 09:32:02 AM »

Husband to wife-hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe ae jane tamanna..

khuda ki kasam..

agli bar khane mein baal aaya tou SAJNI se GHAJNI bana dunga......


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #108 on: December 26, 2009, 09:32:19 AM »

Teacher:What Is Your Caste?
Student:Pehle To Hum Singh The,
Fir Rajput Hue,
fir Sharma Ho Gaye,
Abhi Hai Darzi,
Aage Mummy Ki Marzi.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #109 on: December 26, 2009, 09:32:41 AM »

U cant beat this PJ..

Mehbooba k pyar mein mar gya peter...

mehbooba k pyar mein mar gya peter...

Hero honda splender...80km/litre......:-p


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #110 on: December 26, 2009, 09:32:59 AM »

D Most
Unfulfilled Desire
Of All Science
Students.
A B0mb Should
Have Fallen
Instead Of An
Apple On D Head Of
Newton.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #111 on: December 26, 2009, 09:33:20 AM »

Vajpayi-retire ho gya hu ji chahta hai ab tou shadi kar lu...

adwani-kalo phir...

vajpayi-kisi widwa se kar lu??

adwani-kuwari se hi kar lo widwa tou apne aap ho hi jayegi


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #112 on: December 26, 2009, 09:33:50 AM »

1 hand on pen,othr on phn...

1 ear on lecture,othr on canteen..

1 eye on board,other on crush...

how bzz v students r..but no1 understands...


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #113 on: December 26, 2009, 09:34:11 AM »

How Can U Identify Santa In A Classroom?
Try
Try
Think
Very Simple
Just See
Who Is Erasing Notes
When Teacher Is Erasing Blackboard.


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #114 on: December 26, 2009, 09:34:34 AM »

Employee- Boss Aap Shadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyun Dete Ho?

Boss-Kyun Ke Unhe Pehle Se Hi
Galiya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti HE.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #115 on: December 26, 2009, 09:34:52 AM »

Santa Angoor Bech Raha Tha.
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Le Lo Aalu....

Banta Ne Kaha Yeh To Angoor Hai
Santa- Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiya Aa Jayegi..!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #116 on: December 26, 2009, 09:35:22 AM »

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kar Mom Boli-

Beta Ye Kya Le Aye HO?

Santa-ApNe Khud Hi To Kaha Tha
Ke Ghar Aate Huye Cheeni Lete Ana .


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #117 on: December 26, 2009, 09:35:48 AM »

Elephant Proposed An Ant ''I LUV U''
ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U

Humare Ghar Main Inter"size" Mariages Nahi Hoti Hai,
Plz Mujhe Bhul Jao..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #118 on: December 26, 2009, 09:36:38 AM »

India Me Bollywood Hai
America Me Hollywood Hai
To Phir England Me Kya Hai?

.
Guess
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Collingwood.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #119 on: December 26, 2009, 09:36:59 AM »

Santa Went 2 Eat Chicken
He Sudenly Forget The Eng.Name

Waiter: Wat Do U Want ?
Santa: EGG'S MOM


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