Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #105 on: December 26, 2009, 09:30:59 AM »
Santa Ki Maa Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thi
Hospital Gaye To Dr. Ne Kaha Ki TEST Honge




Santa:-Inaki Umar Zyada Hai.

TEST Nahi 1 Day Ya T-20 Karwa Lo.
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«Reply #106 on: December 26, 2009, 09:31:41 AM »
Santa:-
We'll Soon Become Rich.




Banta:-
How?








Santa:-
Tomorow My Mathematics
Teacher Will Teach Me How To Convert
Paise Into Rupees.
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«Reply #107 on: December 26, 2009, 09:32:02 AM »
Husband to wife-hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe ae jane tamanna..

khuda ki kasam..

agli bar khane mein baal aaya tou SAJNI se GHAJNI bana dunga......
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«Reply #108 on: December 26, 2009, 09:32:19 AM »
Teacher:What Is Your Caste?
Student:Pehle To Hum Singh The,
Fir Rajput Hue,
fir Sharma Ho Gaye,
Abhi Hai Darzi,
Aage Mummy Ki Marzi.
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«Reply #109 on: December 26, 2009, 09:32:41 AM »
U cant beat this PJ..


Mehbooba k pyar mein mar gya peter...



mehbooba k pyar mein mar gya peter...







Hero honda splender...80km/litre......:-p
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«Reply #110 on: December 26, 2009, 09:32:59 AM »
D Most
Unfulfilled Desire
Of All Science
Students.
A B0mb Should
Have Fallen
Instead Of An
Apple On D Head Of
Newton.
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«Reply #111 on: December 26, 2009, 09:33:20 AM »
Vajpayi-retire ho gya hu ji chahta hai ab tou shadi kar lu...

adwani-kalo phir...

vajpayi-kisi widwa se kar lu??

adwani-kuwari se hi kar lo widwa tou apne aap ho hi jayegi
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«Reply #112 on: December 26, 2009, 09:33:50 AM »
1 hand on pen,othr on phn...

1 ear on lecture,othr on canteen..

1 eye on board,other on crush...

how bzz v students r..but no1 understands...
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«Reply #113 on: December 26, 2009, 09:34:11 AM »
How Can U Identify Santa In A Classroom?
Try
Try
Think
Very Simple
Just See
Who Is Erasing Notes
When Teacher Is Erasing Blackboard.
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #114 on: December 26, 2009, 09:34:34 AM »
Employee- Boss Aap Shadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyun Dete Ho?

Boss-Kyun Ke Unhe Pehle Se Hi
Galiya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti HE.
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«Reply #115 on: December 26, 2009, 09:34:52 AM »
Santa Angoor Bech Raha Tha.
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Le Lo Aalu....


Banta Ne Kaha Yeh To Angoor Hai
Santa- Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiya Aa Jayegi..!
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«Reply #116 on: December 26, 2009, 09:35:22 AM »
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kar Mom Boli-

Beta Ye Kya Le Aye HO?

Santa-ApNe Khud Hi To Kaha Tha
Ke Ghar Aate Huye Cheeni Lete Ana .
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #117 on: December 26, 2009, 09:35:48 AM »
Elephant Proposed An Ant ''I LUV U''
ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U


Humare Ghar Main Inter"size" Mariages Nahi Hoti Hai,
Plz Mujhe Bhul Jao..
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«Reply #118 on: December 26, 2009, 09:36:38 AM »
India Me Bollywood Hai
America Me Hollywood Hai
To Phir England Me Kya Hai?

.
Guess
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Collingwood.
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #119 on: December 26, 2009, 09:36:59 AM »
Santa Went 2 Eat Chicken
He Sudenly Forget The Eng.Name

Waiter: Wat Do U Want ?
Santa: EGG'S MOM
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