Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM
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«Reply #120 on: December 26, 2009, 09:37:19 AM »
Koi Aisi Jagah Batao Jahan Amir Insaan Bhi Katori Lekar Khada Rehta Hai.?




Socho??





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Dimag Lagao.


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PANI PURI Wale Ke Paas.
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«Reply #121 on: December 26, 2009, 09:37:53 AM »
Agar Question Paper Tough Lage Ya Samajh Main Na Aaye To

1 Gehri Saans Lo Aur

Zoor Se Chillao

Kamino Fail Hi Karna Hai,
To Exam Kyun Lete Ho??
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«Reply #122 on: December 26, 2009, 09:38:46 AM »
Boy:Tum Chinese Jaisi Kyun Dikhti Ho?
Gal:Mere Dad Chinese The
Boy:Wo Kahan He?
Gal: Mar Gye
Boy: Oh! Aakhir China Ka Maal Tha Chalta Bhi Kitna ??
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«Reply #123 on: December 26, 2009, 09:41:59 AM »
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call......
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«Reply #124 on: December 26, 2009, 09:42:26 AM »
Inspector To Santa: Faansi Se Pehle, Bata Teri Aakhri Ichha Kya Hai?
Santa: Mere Pair Upar Aur Sir Niche Kar Ke Faansi De Do!
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«Reply #125 on: December 26, 2009, 09:42:57 AM »
Papa:Beta,Agar Tum Fail Ho Jao To Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna

Some Days Later

Papa: Bete,Result Ka Kya Hua?



Beta:Dimag Mat Kharab Kar,BABULAAL.
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«Reply #126 on: December 26, 2009, 09:43:19 AM »
Santa Platfrom K Side Par Leta Tha
Banta-Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Sucide
Banta-To Beach Main Leto
Santa-Dar Lagta Hai..
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«Reply #127 on: December 26, 2009, 09:43:41 AM »
Wife:Jab Main Gana Gati
Hoon To Aap Balcony Main
Kyu Chale Jate Ho


Husband:Taki Muhalle
Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main
Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hoon!
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«Reply #128 on: December 26, 2009, 09:44:12 AM »
('_')smiling

(!.!)crying

(';')angry

(':')bored

('-')proud

('o')hungry

(",)happy

('?')confusd








Jo Marzi Shakal Banalo
NAHANA To Padega Hi..
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«Reply #129 on: December 26, 2009, 09:44:29 AM »
Santa G Agar Aap Ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ke Le Jaye To Aap Kya Karoge?

Santa- O G Maine Kya Karna Hai Galti Bhoot Ki Hai Khud Hi Bhugta!
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«Reply #130 on: December 26, 2009, 09:47:29 AM »
1 Ganje Ke Sir Pe 2 Baal The.
Dono Ke Beech Pyar Ho Gya
Dono Shadi Karna Chahte The
Magar Kar Nai Sake
Kyon?








Kyo Ki Baal Vivah Gair Kanuni Hai
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«Reply #131 on: December 26, 2009, 09:47:56 AM »
Santa BLOOD Ke Bare Me
Book Pad Raha Tha
BV:Aaj Ye Q Pad Rahe Ho
Santa: Mujhe Dr.Ne Kha Ha Ke Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Liye Test Ki Tyari Kar Rha Hoon.
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«Reply #132 on: December 26, 2009, 09:48:58 AM »
Girls Don't Like 2 Study Much!
Why?
Socho,

Bcoz.

They Know
Ki Duniya Ke Kisi Na Kisi Kone Main






Koi Na Koi Gadha Unke Liye Padh Hi Raha Hoga..
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«Reply #133 on: December 26, 2009, 09:49:26 AM »


A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating..
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«Reply #134 on: December 26, 2009, 09:49:55 AM »
A scene from Kaun Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..
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