Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM
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«Reply #135 on: December 26, 2009, 09:50:23 AM »


Teacher-"batao bacho jo galat kaam karte hai vo kahan jate hai???"
Student sharmate hue bola-"Sir japnese park,lodhi garden n budha garden".
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«Reply #136 on: December 26, 2009, 09:50:57 AM »
Raat Ki Tanhai Main
Jab Koi Aahat Tumhe Jagaye
Chupke Se Koi Tmhare Bed Ke Paas Aaye

To

To

To

To

To







Bewakuf Chillao Zor Se
CHOR
CHOR..
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«Reply #137 on: December 26, 2009, 09:51:30 AM »
Policeman: Stop, Stop! Your Headlights Are Not Working..

Santa: Move, Move! Even The Brakes Are Not Working.
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«Reply #138 on: December 26, 2009, 09:52:28 AM »
Santa Ka Sir Phat Gaya.

Doctor:Kya Hua.


Santa: Main Pathar Se Keel Thook Raha Tha.

Mujhe Ek Aadmi Bola "Kabhi To KHOPRI Ka Istimaal Kar Liya Kar"
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«Reply #139 on: December 26, 2009, 09:54:26 AM »
Teachar: 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Main Nahi Kha Sakte?


Santa: Madamji, LUNCH Aur DINNER.
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«Reply #140 on: December 26, 2009, 09:55:03 AM »
If A Baby Is Born In Africa What Will Be The Color Of The Baby's Teeth?


Think



Think,Think






Socho Yaar






Rehne Do. How Will A New Born Baby Have Teeth?
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«Reply #141 on: December 26, 2009, 09:56:04 AM »
Son:Hum Patakhe Yahan Se Lenge.
Mom:Lekin Ye To Girls Hostel Hai?
Son:Lekin Papa Kehte The Ki
Sab Phatake Yahan Rehte Hai...
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«Reply #142 on: December 26, 2009, 09:57:48 AM »
Read Properly



Hakaya Makaya




Rumba Zumba




Timbak Tumbak




Gubba Jubba




Hiba Hu

Jinga Lala Hu.


Congratulation!
Now
U R
Perfect Jungli.
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«Reply #143 on: December 26, 2009, 10:00:32 AM »
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!! 
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«Reply #144 on: December 26, 2009, 10:00:53 AM »
Santa Buys A New Pressure Cooker And Next Day He Returns It

Shopkeepr:Why Are You Returning It?



Santa:Ghar Main Jawan Beti Hai
Or Ye Seeti Bajata Hai.
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«Reply #145 on: December 26, 2009, 10:01:11 AM »
A Good Friend Tells You Study Well


But A Best Friend Stands In Ur Examination Haal And Says

Abe Aur Kitna Likhega
Bahar Aaja
Sari Ladkian Ja Rahi Hai.
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«Reply #146 on: December 26, 2009, 10:01:31 AM »
Daaru se nasha badhta hai,
nashe se junoon,
junoon se mehnat,
mehnat se padhai,
padhai se career,
Isliye career banane k liye DAARU pina bahut zaruri hai....
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«Reply #147 on: December 26, 2009, 10:01:49 AM »
Kabhi Ye Mat Socho
Ki
Apki Girlfriend Ne Apko
Kitna Romantic
Msg Bheja Hai
Ye
Hamesha Socho-

Ki Use Kisne Bheja Hoga?

JAGOO AASHIQ JAGOO..
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«Reply #148 on: December 26, 2009, 10:02:09 AM »
Karishan Ne Bansi Bajai,
RADHA Dori Dori Aayi,
Hum Ne Siti Bajai,
Woh Apne Bhaiyon Ko Le Aayi
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«Reply #149 on: December 26, 2009, 10:02:30 AM »
Dimag Ke Liye "SANTRE" Ka Juice
Eyes Ke Liye "APPLE" Ka Juice
Skin Ke Liye "GAAZAR" Ka Juice
Or Dosti Ke Liye "MESSEGE" Kar Kanjus...
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