Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #150 on: December 26, 2009, 10:02:46 AM »

Postman Knocks The Door
10yr Old Boy Comes With Cigret In One Hand & Beer In Other

Postman:Papa Hai?

Boy:Abe, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lag Raha Hai Ke Papa Ghar Pe Honge??


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #151 on: December 26, 2009, 10:03:04 AM »

TC To Santa In Train "Ticket Dikhao".
Santa: Ha Ha Ye Lo
TC:-"Ye To Purani Ticket Hai".
Santa:-To Train Kya Abhi
Showroom Se
Nikali Hai?


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #152 on: December 26, 2009, 10:03:25 AM »

FLASH NEWS

Yesterday 80 Girls Attempted Sucide & Joined In Appolo Hospital !

Reason: Yesterday My Mobile Was Switched Off !

Silly Girls.


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #153 on: December 26, 2009, 10:03:48 AM »

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilay...


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #154 on: December 26, 2009, 10:04:07 AM »

Year:Sms Charges
1996: Rs.4
1997: Rs.3
2000: Rs.1
2003: Rs.1
2005: 50 paise
2007: Almost Free
2008? Aap Sms Kab Kroge?
Jab Sms Pe Loan Milega?.


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #155 on: December 26, 2009, 10:04:24 AM »

What Is 143.

I Love You ?
No

I Miss You ?
No

I Wish You ?
NO

143 Means

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.....


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #156 on: December 26, 2009, 10:04:53 AM »

Phool Khil Kar Udas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hai

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do

Q Ke Humko Duniya Ki Sabse

Khofnaak Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #157 on: December 26, 2009, 10:07:46 AM »

Santa:Yaar Aaj Aamlete Khane Ka MaanKar Raha Hai
Banta: Ye Le Aam
Santa:Abe Mai Is Aam Ka Kya Karun?
Banta:Abe Isko Let Kar Kha jao.


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #158 on: December 26, 2009, 10:08:22 AM »

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said
'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'......


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Rajesh Harish

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #159 on: December 26, 2009, 09:59:33 PM »

Nice


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #160 on: December 30, 2009, 06:17:19 AM »

Quote from: Rajesh Harish on December 26, 2009, 09:59:33 PM

Nice

Bahut bahut Shukriya Sir


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #161 on: January 29, 2010, 08:01:14 AM »

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’s wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour!!!