Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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«Reply #165 on: January 29, 2010, 08:02:56 AM »

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #166 on: January 29, 2010, 08:03:19 AM »

Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!


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«Reply #167 on: January 29, 2010, 08:03:47 AM »

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.” Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”


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«Reply #168 on: January 29, 2010, 08:04:10 AM »

Sardar Giving Introduction >--
Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”


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«Reply #169 on: January 29, 2010, 08:05:31 AM »

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.


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«Reply #170 on: January 29, 2010, 08:06:01 AM »

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji


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«Reply #171 on: January 29, 2010, 08:06:22 AM »

Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.


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«Reply #172 on: January 29, 2010, 08:07:06 AM »

Naukrani paas khade kutte ke paas gayi aur uske paas 10 rs ka note rakh diya.
“Ye kya kar rahi ho?”, Malkin ne pucha.
Naukrani replied : Yehi to ek hai jisne ess ghar me mera saath diya.
Ye na hota to mein ghar me itne bartan kabhi bhi akele saaf na kar pati. Laughing hard


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«Reply #173 on: January 29, 2010, 08:07:26 AM »

Santa : Yaar meine aaj paper khali chor diya. Mujhe paper me kuch nahi aata tha.
Banta : Meine bhi.
Santa : Aare maar gaye yaar. Hum dono ne paper khali chor diya. Aab teacher samjhenge humne
cheating ki hai. Hum sab fail ho jayenge.


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«Reply #174 on: January 29, 2010, 08:07:48 AM »

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi !!!


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«Reply #175 on: January 29, 2010, 08:08:32 AM »

Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don’t worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu !!!


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«Reply #176 on: January 29, 2010, 08:09:33 AM »

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte !!!


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«Reply #177 on: January 29, 2010, 08:10:04 AM »

Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi. Usne secretary ko boss ke god
me baithe dekh liya. Boss bina ghabraye bola, “Kaan kholkar sun lo. Budget ki
chahe kitni hi kami ho, mein ek chair se kaam nahi chala sakta.
Dusri chair kharidne ka order aaj hi de do”.


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«Reply #178 on: January 29, 2010, 08:11:00 AM »

Boy – I love you
Girl – But I don’t
Boy – Think again.
Girl – No I don’t
Boy – Waiter Bill alag alag lana
Girl – I love u, I love u, Keh to rahi hu, tum bhi bura maan jate ho!


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«Reply #179 on: January 29, 2010, 08:11:29 AM »

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand :

KITKAT – Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time
PERK – Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss
MUNCH – Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug! So think before giving chocolate to any one.