Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #180 on: January 29, 2010, 08:11:49 AM »

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi.
Santa: Haan bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu.
Santa: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru.
Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #181 on: January 29, 2010, 08:12:16 AM »

Height Of Embarrasment :

Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park

Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:

“Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai.


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«Reply #182 on: January 29, 2010, 08:13:20 AM »

On first night after marriage

Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.

Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.

Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…


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«Reply #183 on: January 29, 2010, 08:13:54 AM »

Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.

Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #184 on: January 29, 2010, 08:14:19 AM »

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,

Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,

Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,

Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?


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«Reply #185 on: January 29, 2010, 08:14:41 AM »

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.


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«Reply #186 on: January 29, 2010, 08:15:14 AM »

Driver: Santa Singh,

hun gadi age nahi ja sakdi.

petrol khatam ho gya hai.

Santa: Koi gal nahi reverse le la,

mud ghar tan puj jan ge!


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«Reply #187 on: January 29, 2010, 08:15:35 AM »

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..


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«Reply #188 on: January 29, 2010, 08:16:05 AM »

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #189 on: January 29, 2010, 08:16:26 AM »

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)


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«Reply #190 on: January 29, 2010, 10:24:46 AM »

Bhola dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogi
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogi


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«Reply #191 on: January 29, 2010, 10:25:46 AM »

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”


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«Reply #192 on: January 29, 2010, 10:26:30 AM »

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya


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«Reply #193 on: January 29, 2010, 10:27:19 AM »

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!


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«Reply #194 on: January 29, 2010, 10:27:48 AM »

Girl : (Emotionaly)----------
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :-----------
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…