Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi -Panna 16:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #225 on: January 29, 2010, 10:45:41 AM »

Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”

Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #226 on: January 29, 2010, 10:46:06 AM »

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Ek Sharati Bacche Ne Jawab Diya : “Air Hostess!”


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #227 on: January 29, 2010, 10:46:29 AM »

Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?

Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.


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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #228 on: January 29, 2010, 10:47:01 AM »

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

Pandit: Zyada khush honey
ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..


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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #229 on: January 29, 2010, 10:47:35 AM »

A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?”

Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya


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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #230 on: January 29, 2010, 10:48:27 AM »

Gabbar: Kitne AadMi The?
Sardar: Do,
Gabbar: Mujhe Ginti Nahi Aati. Do Kitne Hote Hai?
SaMba: Sardar Do Ek Ke Baad Ata Hai.
Gabbar: Or Do Ke Pehle?
SaMba: Do Ke Pehle Ek Aata Hai,
Gabbar: To Beech Mein Kaun Ata Hai?
SaMba: Bich Mein Kio Nahi Aata.
Gabbar: To Phir Dono Ek Sath Kyon Nahi Aate?
SaMba: Do Ek Ke Baad Hi Aa Sakta Hai, Kyonki Do Ek Se Bada Hai.
Gabbar: Do Ek Se Kitna Bada Hai?
SaMba: Do Ek Se Ek Bada Hai.
Gabbar: Agar Do Ek Se Ek Bada Hai To Ek 1 Se Kitna Bada Hai?
SaMba: Sardar Mujhe Goli Maar Do...


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #231 on: January 29, 2010, 10:49:03 AM »

Girl 2 Pandit- Can i Kiss a MAN?

Pandit- Ram Ram Bolo!

Girl- Can i Kiss a Boy?

Pandit- Hare Krishna Bolo

Girl- Can I Kiss u?

Pandit- Shri Ganesh Kar


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #232 on: January 29, 2010, 10:49:29 AM »

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aaya hoga


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #233 on: January 29, 2010, 10:49:51 AM »

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #234 on: January 29, 2010, 10:50:15 AM »

Woh kahate hai hum se ke
aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke
aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai...


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #235 on: January 29, 2010, 10:50:41 AM »

VO Kounsi ghadi thi jab aap paida hue

TIMEX,
ROLEX,
TITEN,
HMT,
QUARTZ

Ya koi aur, jawab jaldi bhejna company band karni hai,
Taaki aise haadse dubara na ho...


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #236 on: January 29, 2010, 10:55:00 AM »

Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…

Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”

Sardar: “Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #237 on: January 29, 2010, 10:55:32 AM »

Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai


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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #238 on: January 29, 2010, 10:55:58 AM »

मैं कभी बतलाता नहीं... पर semester से डरता हूँ मैं माँ ...|
यूं तो मैं दिखलाता नहीं ... grades की परवाह करता हूँ मैं माँ ..|
तुझे सब है पता ....है न माँ ||

किताबों में ...यूं न छोडो मुझे..
chapters के नाम भी न बतला पाऊँ माँ |
वह भी तो ...इतने सारे हैं....
याद भी अब तो आ न पाएं माँ ...|

क्या इतना गधा हूँ मैं माँ ..
क्या इतना गधा हूँ मैं माँ ..||

जब भी कभी ..invigilator मुझे ..
जो गौर से ..आँखों से घूरता है माँ ...
मेरी नज़र ..ढूंढे qstn paper...सोचूं यही ..
कोई सवाल तो बन जायेगा.....||

उनसे में ...यह कहता नहीं ..बगल वाले से टापता हूँ मैं माँ |
चेहरे पे ...आने देता नहीं...दिल ही दिल में घबराता हूँ माँ ||

तुझे सब है पता .. है न माँ ..|
तुझे सब है पता ..है न माँ ..||

मैं कभी बतलाता नहीं... par semester से डरता हूँ मैं माँ ...|
यूं तो मैं दिखलाता नहीं ... grades की परवाह करता हूँ मैं माँ ..|
तुझे सब है पता ....है न माँ ||
तुझे सब है पता ....है न माँ


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riyaz106

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #239 on: January 29, 2010, 10:59:26 AM »

Dear Rishi ji, aap ek samajhdaar aur sahityik vyakti hain. Kirpa karke is tarah ke joke post na karen. Yahan har age group ke ladies gents log visit karte hain. Please dont mind.

Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on January 29, 2010, 10:37:56 AM

Yamraj asks 3 ladies -
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st lady : Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj : Chal Nark me.
2nd Lady : Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj : Chal Swarg me.
3rd Lady : Na pehle na baad me.
Yamraj : Chal kamre me!!!


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