Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM
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«Reply #60 on: November 29, 2009, 03:52:10 PM »
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. happy9
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«Reply #61 on: November 29, 2009, 03:53:28 PM »
Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.
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«Reply #62 on: November 30, 2009, 08:54:09 PM »
Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.


Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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«Reply #63 on: December 26, 2009, 09:09:27 AM »


Banta: I've Discovered The Origin Of The Word Good-Bye,

Santa: Oh Yeh! Whats It?

Banta: Many Years Ago,SoMe Husband Said To His Wife, 'I'M Levaing You!' Adn Teh Wife Said: 'Good!Bye!'...
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«Reply #64 on: December 26, 2009, 09:10:03 AM »
TEACHER : "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also AdMitted Doing It.
Now Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punish HiM?"

STUDENT : "Because George Still Had The Axe In His Hand?"
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«Reply #65 on: December 26, 2009, 09:10:47 AM »
Santa (Scientist) Cut A Frogs Leg N Said JUMP.
Frog JuMped.
He Cuts Another Leg N Say JUMP. ..
It JuMped.
Repets For 3ed Leg.
Now He Cuts The Fourth Leg And Say JUMP,
Frog Coudnt JuMp.
Santa Wrote The Result Of His Reserch,
"If Frog Losees All Its Leg It BecoMe DEAF...
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«Reply #66 on: December 26, 2009, 09:11:28 AM »
Sardars Son Was Filling Application ForM.
In ForM It Was Asked About Mother Tounge.
Son Asked Dad Wat Shld I Write Here?
Dad Says Write VERY LONG...
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«Reply #67 on: December 26, 2009, 09:12:04 AM »
Frog: TuMhare Paas DiMaag Nahin Hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin Hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin Hai & JuMps Into The Well.

Santa: IsMe Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi...
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«Reply #68 on: December 26, 2009, 09:12:32 AM »
Santa (Reading FroM Book Of Facts):
"Do You Know That EverytiMe I Breathe A Man Dies?"

Banta: "Why Dont U Use A Mouth Wash?"...
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«Reply #69 on: December 26, 2009, 09:12:56 AM »
A Helicoptr Crashd In"KBRiSTAN"In PUNJAB
Next Day In News
"Punjab Main Hwai Jahaj Gira Sardaro Ne 250 Lashe Dhund Nikali,Or Talash Jari Hai...
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«Reply #70 on: December 26, 2009, 09:13:52 AM »
I found d perfect example for newton's 3rd law
Every Time I open my Book
My Eyes Close automatically
Really Newtons Great Law
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«Reply #71 on: December 26, 2009, 09:14:05 AM »
Wo Maza
Na Takht Me
Na Taj Me
N Puri Duniya K Raj Me
N Sur Me
N Saaz Me
N Kuber K Khazane Me
Jo Maza H
Subah Uth Kr Fir Se So Jane Me
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«Reply #72 on: December 26, 2009, 09:14:22 AM »
Sardar:(selling parachute)If u Jump frm plane,press button & u can land safely.
Custmr:if parachute doesnt open?


Sardar:i will giv money back!!
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«Reply #73 on: December 26, 2009, 09:17:28 AM »
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
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«Reply #74 on: December 26, 2009, 09:17:57 AM »

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