Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #75 on: December 26, 2009, 09:18:18 AM »

A Girl To Sardar." Can
U Tell Me How
Many Jokes
Are There
On Sardars Huh??

Sardar.' Hardly 2 Or
Maximum. 3
Rest All Are

TRUE STORIES !!!!!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #76 on: December 26, 2009, 09:18:47 AM »

Ladka Exam Hall
Me Pareshan Tha

Sir; Kya Hua ?
Paper Muskil
Hai Kya ?

Boy; Nahi Sir
Me To Ye Soch Raha
Hu K Is Ka Ans kis Jeb
Me He.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #77 on: December 26, 2009, 09:19:04 AM »

Principal; Agar Koi
Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1st Time Rs.100
2nd Time Rs.200
3rd Time Rs.500
Fine Lagega

Sardar; Monthly Pass Ka
Kya Rate He


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #78 on: December 26, 2009, 09:19:24 AM »

Exam Ke Pahle
Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aya
"KUCH TO HUA HAI
KUCH HO GAYA HAI"
Exam Ke Din Paper Dekh Kar
"SAB KUCH ALAG HAI
SAB KUCH NAYA HAI"..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #79 on: December 26, 2009, 09:19:52 AM »

Sardar Standing 0n Platf0rm Jumps 0n Railway Track

Man>Sardar Aap Mar0ge?

Sardar>Marega T0 Tu,Suna Nahi Tarin Platf0rm Pe Aa Rahi Hai..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #80 on: December 26, 2009, 09:20:19 AM »

Santa-Boyfrnd-Girlfrnd Kya Hota Hai
Banta-Kuch Nahi Bas Ladka-Ladki Hote Hai,
Jisme Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur Ek Kharcha Karta Rehta Hai..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #81 on: December 26, 2009, 09:20:54 AM »

Hitler says
There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary

Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kya Fayidah?
Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #82 on: December 26, 2009, 09:21:14 AM »

Lawyer To Sardar:Geeta Pe Hath Rakho
Sardar:Kamal Hai, Seeta Pe Hath Rakha
To Baat Court Tak Pohanch Gaye,
Ab Bool Raha Hai Geeta Pe Hath Rakho...


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #83 on: December 26, 2009, 09:21:39 AM »

Santa-Yaar Lag Raha Hai Mujhe Bird Flu Ho Gaya Hai.

Banta -Tujhe Kaise Pata?
Santa-Yaar Mera Kal Se Udne Ko Maan Kar Raha Hai.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #84 on: December 26, 2009, 09:21:59 AM »

Munna Bhai:Bole To Murga Or Murgi Main Fark Kese Karne Ka

Circuit:Tension Nahi Lene Ka BHAI Patther Marne Ka
Bhaga To Murga Bhagi To Murgi


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #85 on: December 26, 2009, 09:22:15 AM »

Sardar Driving Car In High Speed
Wife: Y Dis Much Speed?
Sardar: Brake Broken!! We Have To Reach Home As Fast As Posible B4 Accident Occur!!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #86 on: December 26, 2009, 09:22:49 AM »

School Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Kaha,
Mujh Main Koi Kami Nahi Hai, Toh Aap Log Mujhe Kya Kah Kar Bulayenge?
Santa- Ji,, Kami-na...


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #87 on: December 26, 2009, 09:23:09 AM »

Santa-at wedding old auntys use to tease me saying U R NEXT..U R NEXT...

But now they have stopped it!!since i started doing the same to them at funerals