Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #90 on: December 26, 2009, 09:24:41 AM »

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So dont hesitate...

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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #91 on: December 26, 2009, 09:25:11 AM »

How can an angrez tell his indian servent to open d door..who doesnt knw english..Huh??

Say this line fast in US english accent.."THERE WAS A COLD DAY......"


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #92 on: December 26, 2009, 09:25:29 AM »

Beta: Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho??

Santa: Nahi..

Beta: To Phir Itni Kaufnaak Mummy Kahan Se Utha Laye??


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #93 on: December 26, 2009, 09:25:54 AM »

Santa K Ghar 20 Saal Baad
Ladka Hua Phir Bhi Santa RO Raha Tha

Kyun??
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Santa Says:20 Saal Baad Ladka Diya Woh Bhi
Chota Sa...


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #94 on: December 26, 2009, 09:26:15 AM »

Sher Ne Ek Old Man Ko Pakad Liya

Oldman:Mera Khoon Thnda Ho Gya Hai
Jayo Kisi Jawaan Aadmi Ko Pakdo..

Sher:Aaj Mera Cold-Drink Pine Ko Man
Kar Raha Hai..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #95 on: December 26, 2009, 09:26:41 AM »

Santa Aur Banta Main Ladai Ho Rahi Thi

Santa:Main Tumhare Kapde Faad Dunga.
Banta:Oye Fight Main Romentic Batain Mat Kar...


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #96 on: December 26, 2009, 09:27:06 AM »

Deadly PJ:
If u plant a seed n it doesnt grow wat wil u say?
Think...

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WAKE UP 'SEED'...


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #97 on: December 26, 2009, 09:27:35 AM »

Hume Na Dhundna Tum Apne Dil Ki Gahrai Main
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Thand Bahut Hai
Hum Milenge Tumhe Apni Rajai Main.
Gud nite


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #98 on: December 26, 2009, 09:27:51 AM »

Santa Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha,Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Achanak Gir Gaya

Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nahi?
Santa- O Nai Sohniyo,Hum To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #99 on: December 26, 2009, 09:28:09 AM »

Teacher:Why Are You Late?

Sardar:
I Was Obeying
Road Sign!

Teacher:
What Sign?

Sardar:School Ahead,Go Slow


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #100 on: December 26, 2009, 09:28:30 AM »

Santa-Aaj Papa Ne Pitai Kar Di

Banta-Kyu?

Santa-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki
"KAMINE..
Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya?


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #101 on: December 26, 2009, 09:29:05 AM »

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha-jab bomb gira.."kya vo phat gya tha???"

Zakhmi gusse se-"NAHI..vo reng k merre paas aaya aur pyar se bola.."

"THAAA"......