Heights

by qqplus on September 20, 2005, 06:40:45 PM
Pages: [1]
Print
Author  (Read 726 times)
qqplus
Guest
*Heights*

*1. What is height of ** Fashion**?*

*Dhoti with a zip.*

* *

*2. What is height of ** Secrecy**?*

*Offering blank visiting cards.*

* *

*3. What is height of ** Active** **laziness** ?*

*Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.*

* *

*4. What is height of ** Laziness**?*

*Adopt a child.*

* *

*5. What is height of ** Craziness**?*

*Getting a black paper Xeroxed.*

* *

*6. What is height of ** Forgetfulness**?*

*Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. *

* *

*7. What is height of ** Stupidity**?*

*A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.*

* *

*8. What is height of ** Honesty**?*

*A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. *

* *

*9. What is height of ** Suicide**?*

*A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.*

* *

*10. What is height of ** De-hydration**?*

*A cow giving milk powder.*
Logged
Similar Poetry and Posts (Note: Find replies to above post after the related posts and poetry)
Heights Of Revenge...!!!! by Talat in SMS , mobile & JOKES
HEIGHTS............ by TOUCHY in General Stories
Modern Heights,. {Haste Raho} by Azeem Azaad in SMS , mobile & JOKES
Pages: [1]
Print
Jump to:  


Get Yoindia Updates in Email.

Enter your email address:

Ask any question to expert on eTI community..
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
December 25, 2024, 08:27:56 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Recent Replies
by mkv
[December 22, 2024, 05:36:15 PM]

[December 19, 2024, 08:27:42 AM]

[December 17, 2024, 08:39:55 AM]

[December 15, 2024, 06:04:49 AM]

[December 13, 2024, 06:54:09 AM]

[December 10, 2024, 08:23:12 AM]

[December 10, 2024, 08:22:15 AM]

by Arif Uddin
[December 03, 2024, 07:06:48 PM]

[November 26, 2024, 08:47:05 AM]

[November 21, 2024, 09:01:29 AM]
Yoindia Shayariadab Copyright © MGCyber Group All Rights Reserved
Terms of Use| Privacy Policy Powered by PHP MySQL SMF© Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 0.105 seconds with 23 queries.
[x] Join now community of 8509 Real Poets and poetry admirer