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Here is humor to live

by TOUCHY on July 22, 2005, 12:36:47 AM

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There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in
the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italianwoman

The two French men and the French woman are living happilytogether

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman

The 2 Greek men are sleeping calmly and the Greek woman
is cleaning and cooking for them

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one
look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming

The Irish began by dividing up their island Northside/
Southside and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember
if seduction is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy
fter the first few litre of coconut whiskey but at least the English
are not getting any.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being
her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything
that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal
division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with
her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it isnot
raining.

AND

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce
them to the Indian woman

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