HI,BACK TO MAKE U LAUGH

Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be painted in front of his clinic but the painter
 painted "Dr Chor pa Psycho The Rapist"

.......

Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
 
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
 
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !

........



 Doctor  : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek
hi hai?
patient : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

IAS Question paper leaked - With answers



Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)



Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)



Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)



Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)



Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)



Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)



Q. What looks like half apple?

A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)



Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A. Dinner.



Q. What happened when wheel was invented?

A. It caused a revolution.



Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A. Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)

Enjoyed................?

January to december

sunday to saturday

Am to Pm

My feelings for u have never changed.......

u....

R....

always....

a HEADACHE to me !!!!

 

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,

the world seems to be fading away,

come along with me

i'll take u an eye specialist !!

.

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.

 

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......

Open ur eyes !

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............

 

I wrote ur name on the sands.............

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air..........................

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

i got a HEART ATTACK

 

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

 

LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers


ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best

 

True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

 

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?


I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKY with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUM with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!


when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means .........pick d phone idiot

 

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...

Student : WOW !


The human brain is most outstanding thing.......

it functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality

SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards

 

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

LAST BUT NOT LEAST....


A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..

A beer shortens your life by 4 min..

A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..



Great !!!!!!!!!!! you read it upto last line

They are nice Aks........................ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahut khoob dude i liked it........................ :D

Very nice ones lib80aks.........
Keep it up.    :D^