How Can A Student Pass ?

by Pooja on July 14, 2005, 02:31:42 AM
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Pooja
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MAy be yah pahle bhi kisi ne post kiya ho...I am not sure..
But I find this one really funny...so want to share with you all..


it's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has only 365 A typical academic days for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days.
Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means
30 days.
Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 day .......

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. .......
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Yoindian Ghunda
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«Reply #1 on: July 14, 2005, 06:13:57 AM »
Quote from: "Pooja"
MAy be yah pahle bhi kisi ne post kiya ho...I am not sure..
But I find this one really funny...so want to share with you all..


it's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has only 365 A typical academic days for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days.
Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means
30 days.
Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 day .......

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. .......



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sash_gr8
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«Reply #2 on: July 14, 2005, 01:34:11 PM »
Shocked realy. its too hard then
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ALi Asger
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«Reply #3 on: July 14, 2005, 06:13:25 PM »
bahut khoob pooja ji......... ^^ bechare students bhi kya kare[/b]
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4 on: July 14, 2005, 07:27:11 PM »
yup pooja G i knw dis but again gr888888888 one lol .............Enjoy reading again........!!!

bechare se students ka wohi hoga...
jo manzoore khuda hoga........ he he
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #5 on: July 15, 2005, 12:58:53 PM »
Yaar itne jhamele pahle se hain inhe kaun palega......................
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thycreator
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«Reply #6 on: July 15, 2005, 01:02:56 PM »
Good one pooja ji.............lekin fir bhi bahut students fail nahi hote kabhi bhi............hai na.....;-)
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