HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

by Sonu on July 15, 2006, 06:46:23 AM
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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$ perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u $ worker$ who have given $o much $ upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your$ $ incerely,




Norman $oh


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNO ther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNO w what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager
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«Reply #1 on: July 18, 2006, 02:12:30 PM »
Bahoot Acha AndaazHai Sonu Sis,..
NiceLetter,..
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«Reply #2 on: July 18, 2006, 08:44:26 PM »
shukriya Azeem bahi  :lol:  :lol:

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NiceLetter,..
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«Reply #3 on: July 19, 2006, 06:40:39 AM »
nice way of expression
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«Reply #4 on: July 19, 2006, 12:49:36 PM »
Ur Always Welcome Sonu Sis,..
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«Reply #5 on: July 22, 2006, 07:50:38 AM »
Usual Smile
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«Reply #6 on: July 24, 2006, 10:17:48 AM »
Aur Koi Post Karo Naa
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«Reply #7 on: July 29, 2006, 07:34:48 AM »
ok kerti hoo ajj bahut si post ki hai deykhna jub time lagey to ok  glasses2 .....

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"


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«Reply #8 on: August 01, 2006, 09:09:52 AM »
Nice One,..
Sis Mujhe Jokes Likne Nahi Aate,..
Tum Likhte Raho,..
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«Reply #9 on: August 02, 2006, 07:22:05 AM »
koi bat nahi Azeem bahi... merya jub mood huta hia to hi likhti hoo :lol:  :lol:  koi bat nahi tum pedtey jaow... mey likhti jati ho  :lol:  :lol:

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«Reply #10 on: August 03, 2006, 02:27:49 AM »
Ok Sis,..
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