How To Catch a Lion !! ??

How To Catch a Lion !! ??
       
        Ø Newton's Method:
        Let, the lion catch you.
        For every action there is equal and opposite
        reaction. Implies you caught lion.

        Ø Einstein Method:
        Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
        Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
        run faster and will get tired so;pruton. Now you can
        trap
        it easily.

        Ø Software Engineer Method:
        Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
        that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues
        tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

        Ø Indian Police Method:
        catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
        accept that its a lion.

        Ø Rajnikanth Method :
        Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
        anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
        fear itself.        
       

        Ø Jayalalitha Method:
        Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM
        and
        kill it, while it's sleeping !


        Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
        Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put
        the
        lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
        Keep murmuring something in its ears. The
        lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

       Ø Karan Johar Method (director):
        Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and
        lioness
        fall in love with each other. Send another
        lioness
        in to the forest, followed by another lion.
        First lion loves the first lioness and the second
        lion loves the 2nd lioness.
        But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another
        lioness(third) into the forest. You don't
        understand
        right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then
        also u wont !

        Ø Yash Chopra method (director):
        Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in
        a
        good scenic location.

        Ø Govinda method:
        Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.


        Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
        save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
        vegetables continuously.


        Ø George bush method:
        Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

        Ø Ravi Shastri method:
        Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls
        and
        score 1 run

Thanks Prem ji!!!Lolzzzzzzz  :lol:

Thanks Priya ji!!! :lol:    :lol:

Ha! Ha! ha!    :lol:  :D  :lol: Waheed Bhai!! Lolzzzz!

lolzz sharmaji..but maine ye pehle ek baar post kiya tha... chlao lets do one thing sharmaji.. milke lion ko maarte hai

Catching a lion does require some effort.

Six scientific ways to catch a lion:

1. Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. It implies you caught the lion.

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
Place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
Construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in
the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion.
GOT FRUSTRATED ?
now lets kill the lion...

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul Dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. you bat for 200 balls and score 1 run. Lion dies after a spurt of continuous madness.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from danger and feed him with vegetables continuously.

George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him

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