How To Catch a Lion !! ??

by sharmaarunkumar on December 01, 2004, 07:45:07 AM
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~Rohan~
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«Reply #15 on: December 02, 2004, 10:19:48 AM »
lolz sharmaji and nish gud one..!
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #16 on: December 04, 2004, 05:26:48 AM »
Quote from: "nishita"
lolzz sharmaji..but maine ye pehle ek baar post kiya tha... chlao lets do one thing sharmaji.. milke lion ko maarte hai Winking

Catching a lion does require some effort.

Six scientific ways to catch a lion:

1. Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. It implies you caught the lion.

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
Place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
Construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in
the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion.
GOT FRUSTRATED ?
now lets kill the lion...

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul Dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. you bat for 200 balls and score 1 run. Lion dies after a spurt of continuous madness.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from danger and feed him with vegetables continuously.

George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him


:lol:  main to bhai peeche rahunga............sirf shor machaunga.... :lol:
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nishita
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«Reply #17 on: December 04, 2004, 05:37:26 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz waheed
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #18 on: December 05, 2004, 08:57:48 AM »
mere liye sher ko pakadna bahut aasaan hai. main ek siti bajaunga aur sher aa jayega.. phir main upar chadh jaunga aur waheed bhai zor se chillayengei!!! waise bhi inhe sher se dar lagta hai


 :lol:


but im not sure ki siti bajaane se sher hi aayega
billi bhi aa sakti hai.. o! sorry i mean nishi!   :wink:




 :huba:
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nishita
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«Reply #19 on: December 05, 2004, 02:10:23 PM »
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
mere liye sher ko pakadna bahut aasaan hai. main ek siti bajaunga aur sher aa jayega.. phir main upar chadh jaunga aur waheed bhai zor se chillayengei!!! waise bhi inhe sher se dar lagta hai


 :lol:


but im not sure ki siti bajaane se sher hi aayega
billi bhi aa sakti hai.. o! sorry i mean nishi!   :wink:


 :huba:


tum to sabko kuch na kuch naam rakh rahe ho mr.heart.... dusro ko kuch bulaane se pehle khud kya ho wo dekho...
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #20 on: December 05, 2004, 02:24:06 PM »
haan main to jo hun wohi hun
par aap!!!


i may sound stupid.... but keep talking ... u may say sumthing intelligent sum day

 :x
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nishita
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«Reply #21 on: December 05, 2004, 03:31:45 PM »
:?  :?  :?  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #22 on: December 05, 2004, 04:03:09 PM »
Quote from: "nishita"
:?  :?  :?  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !



 :pirate:  :slap:  :shame:



 yom
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Rishi
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«Reply #23 on: December 06, 2004, 12:58:18 AM »
**
wo kehte hain ke kuchh kaho tum bhi,
hum un ka jawab kahaan se laayein,
apni aadton ki wajah se pagalkhane pahunch gaye hain wo,
ab chahte hain ke hum bhi un ke paas pahunch jaayien....
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~Rohan~
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«Reply #24 on: December 06, 2004, 09:55:44 AM »
lol rishi bohat khoob
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mnajmi
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«Reply #25 on: December 06, 2004, 04:12:44 PM »
bechara lion
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #26 on: December 08, 2004, 09:50:03 AM »
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
mere liye sher ko pakadna bahut aasaan hai. main ek siti bajaunga aur sher aa jayega.. phir main upar chadh jaunga aur waheed bhai zor se chillayengei!!! waise bhi inhe sher se dar lagta hai


 :lol:


but im not sure ki siti bajaane se sher hi aayega
billi bhi aa sakti hai.. o! sorry i mean nishi!   :wink:




 :huba:


bhai mere tumhatre  tumhare siti bajane se pehle main ped per jaakr baitha rahunga.....:lol:

main yeh nahin chahta hoon ki ek aisi khabar sun ne ko mile ...

main kisi se kahoon ki mera ek dost heart tha woh sher se lada tha,
uske baat woh mujhse pooche phir kya hua    Huh?Huh??
mujhe kahna padega "cheed faad kar kha gaya "

 Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #27 on: December 08, 2004, 10:26:42 AM »
waheed    sad5
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #28 on: December 08, 2004, 10:34:03 AM »
lolzzzzzz gem  :lol:

lolzzzzzzz dono baathein hi karte hain ye pata hai mujhe :lol:
koi kar k nahin dhikayega ye bi mujhe pata hai  :lol:

shida upar hi poochn jaooge mathalab pedh pe nahin upar  :wink:
hahahahahha :lol:
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #29 on: December 08, 2004, 10:37:00 AM »
lolzzzzzzzzz

mr bilal ko sher ne halal kar diya :lol:
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