How to Kill A Mosquito

by angel4u on August 18, 2009, 02:40:04 AM
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How To Kill A Mosquito:

Catch It Alive,

Put It In The Bed Upside Down,

Tie Its Legs By Thread,

And Confirm That It Will Not Move,

Then Do Kichu Kichu In Its Stomach.

Then The Mosquito Will Laugh,

By Opening Its Mouth,

Catch Its Mouth And

If U Pour A Table Spoon Of Poison

The Mosquito Will Die...  hello2 hello2 Laughing hard
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madhuwesh
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«Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 02:45:56 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))Wah wah kya baat hai Angel ji.bahut khoob. icon_thumleft Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 02:53:42 AM »
]hahahahahaaaaaaa  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Kya khoob idea diya meri angle  tongue3
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angel4u
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«Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 02:56:10 AM »
mast hia na tongue3

chal abih try karna tu isko aur mereko batana mosquito mara ke nahi tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 03:08:21 AM »
Quote from: {Angel} on August 18, 2009, 02:56:10 AM
mast hia na tongue3

chal abih try karna tu isko aur mereko batana mosquito mara ke nahi tongue3

Tere naam se sab macchar bhaag gaya re  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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cara
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«Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 05:04:32 AM »
KYA BAAT HAI    ANGEL JI......

FIRST CATCH A MOSQUITO LIVE,
GIVE HIM HIS LAST SMILE.
PUT HIM IN YOUR MOUTH,
BITE HIM,TILL HIS LAST SHOUT.
SEE THAT IT GOES INTO YOUR STOMACH,
AND DO KICHU-KICHU IN YOUR STOMACH.
THEN HAVE A NICE,LAUGHING,VERY GOOD NIGHT SLEEP IN YOUR BED,
NEXT MORNING WHEN YOU EMPTY YOUR STOMACH,YOU WILL NOTICE SOMETHING RED.

            MAJAA AAYA.....
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madhuwesh
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«Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 06:16:22 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))bahut maza aayee Cara ji,lagta hai aap khaate hai machar.
bahut khoob. icon_thumleft Applause Applause Applause
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SARVESH RASTOGI
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«Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 04:36:28 PM »
Very intelligent trick, wah wah
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Talat
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«Reply #8 on: August 20, 2009, 04:40:39 PM »
Quote from: {Angel} on August 18, 2009, 02:40:04 AM
How To Kill A Mosquito:

Catch It Alive,

Put It In The Bed Upside Down,

Tie Its Legs By Thread,

And Confirm That It Will Not Move,

Then Do Kichu Kichu In Its Stomach.

Then The Mosquito Will Laugh,

By Opening Its Mouth,

Catch Its Mouth And

If U Pour A Table Spoon Of Poison

The Mosquito Will Die...  hello2 hello2 Laughing hard

LOL hume bhi batana kitna kaamyaab hua ye tareeqa tongue3

Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #9 on: August 20, 2009, 05:05:46 PM »
Quote from: {Angel} on August 18, 2009, 02:40:04 AM
How To Kill A Mosquito:

Catch It Alive,

Put It In The Bed Upside Down,

Tie Its Legs By Thread,

And Confirm That It Will Not Move,

Then Do Kichu Kichu In Its Stomach.

Then The Mosquito Will Laugh,

By Opening Its Mouth,

Catch Its Mouth And

If U Pour A Table Spoon Of Poison

The Mosquito Will Die...  hello2 hello2 Laughing hard

Thank God!!! Duniya Ka Har Scientist bas Yehi Khoj Kar Raha Tha...Atlast!!!! Angel ne Hi Iska Ilaaj nikala.. Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ab To Mosquito Mat ki Kisi Ko  Koi Zaroorat Hi Nahi Rahegi..

Great Job Angel!!! I'M Proud Of you.. icon_salut
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angel4u
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«Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 01:12:25 PM »
Quote from: cara on August 18, 2009, 05:04:32 AM
KYA BAAT HAI    ANGEL JI......

FIRST CATCH A MOSQUITO LIVE,
GIVE HIM HIS LAST SMILE.
PUT HIM IN YOUR MOUTH,
BITE HIM,TILL HIS LAST SHOUT.
SEE THAT IT GOES INTO YOUR STOMACH,
AND DO KICHU-KICHU IN YOUR STOMACH.
THEN HAVE A NICE,LAUGHING,VERY GOOD NIGHT SLEEP IN YOUR BED,
NEXT MORNING WHEN YOU EMPTY YOUR STOMACH,YOU WILL NOTICE SOMETHING RED.

            MAJAA AAYA.....

Aap ye bhi kar sakte hia tongue3
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angel4u
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«Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 01:12:57 PM »
Quote from: SARVESH RASTOGI on August 20, 2009, 04:36:28 PM
Very intelligent trick, wah wah

hai na? ab yehi trick istemaal karna tongue3
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angel4u
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«Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 01:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Celmira on August 20, 2009, 04:40:39 PM
LOL hume bhi batana kitna kaamyaab hua ye tareeqa tongue3

Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

bahut kaamyab raha hia, meri guarantee hia Laughing hard
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«Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 01:14:17 PM »
Quote from: khwaish on August 20, 2009, 05:05:46 PM
Thank God!!! Duniya Ka Har Scientist bas Yehi Khoj Kar Raha Tha...Atlast!!!! Angel ne Hi Iska Ilaaj nikala.. Laughing hard Laughing hard

Ab To Mosquito Mat ki Kisi Ko  Koi Zaroorat Hi Nahi Rahegi..

Great Job Angel!!! I'M Proud Of you.. icon_salut

Thank you friend... main aise chhote mote inventions karti rehti hoon Laughing hard
aapne try kiya ye? tongue3
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«Reply #14 on: December 07, 2013, 10:09:44 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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