how to light cigarette bollywood istyle

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deadly puzzle... and even deadlier answers.........a damn good one !!!

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you don't have anything
else with you in the boat? How will you do it?



. Give up...?
. Go further down...and get ready to be PJed...


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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water. so the boat will become LIGHTER........
using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette

More Answers...

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and
catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches
that you win, you can light the cigarette
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.
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If the first solution is not working...you jump
into the water...The boat now definitely becomes
LIGHTER...and then you know what to do...
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Otherwise take the boat at the end of the
tunnel, u can catch the light there.....
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another solution..
u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one "
the former looks better"...
us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...

lolzzzzzzzzz both

:lol:  arre kcuh der kel iye bina cig ke nahin rehe sakhte log kya

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han wohi na yah phir kuch der ke liye bohot deeply kisi baat ke bare me sochna, ser se duhan niklega usse bhi light kar sakhte hai

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lolzzzzzzz...hehehehh..:lol: