How to Turn Guyz Down

by arsenmen on June 16, 2009, 03:00:36 AM
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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours   

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down . 

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
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angel4u
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«Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009, 03:03:28 AM »
Laughing hard

achha hai, experience se likha hia ke aise hi? :D
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2 on: June 16, 2009, 03:10:08 AM »
sirf thappad ka hi experiences hua hai abtak .. lol
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angel4u
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«Reply #3 on: June 17, 2009, 02:59:28 AM »
dont worry jaldi hi sab chizon ka ho jayega tongue3
meri duwayein hamesha tumhare saath hai Baalak... Paalak Laughing hard
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