Humaare Neta...!:SMS , mobile & JOKES

sharmaarunkumar

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Humaare Neta Janata ke Beech Jaate hain Yeh Geet gaate hain...:

At Election Time:

Mera Pyaar bhi tu hai yeh Bahaar bhi tu hai
Tu Hi Nazron mein jaan-e-tamanna,
Tu Hi Nazaaron mein......!
(Pls Aap Apna Vote mujhko dena )

And After Election Time Their rythm is completely changed:

Tu mera kaun laage, Tu Mera kaun laage.....!
(Bulao Chowki daar ko Gar yeh yahan se nahin bhaage)


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immi

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«Reply #1 on: November 01, 2004, 08:04:25 PM »

nice

At Election Time:
Dil diya hai jaan bhi denge hai watan tere liye

After Election:
Dil hum denge, jaan tum do, aye watan ke wasiyo, aye watan ke wasiyo


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sharmaarunkumar

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Humaare Neta...!

«Reply #2 on: November 01, 2004, 08:06:50 PM »

shukriya ji Immi ji!
Nice !!!!


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immi

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«Reply #3 on: November 01, 2004, 08:08:58 PM »

thnx,


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kcpandey

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«Reply #4 on: November 02, 2004, 01:05:39 PM »

Nice Immi ji and AKS Ji..


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kcpandey

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«Reply #5 on: November 02, 2004, 01:28:48 PM »

**GOD NEVER MAKES A MISTAKE**
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After God created the world, he created people, us. He made every country with 2
special talents:
German: Good with language and respectful
Italian: Good with food and dancing
French: Good with accent and dressing
China: Good with population and travel
America: Good with Honesty, Political and Smartness!
Well, an angel goes to God and says "That's not fair, America has 3 special talent!"
"You're right, hmmm. I'll have the Americans be two of the following, not three."
So now American:
Who are Political and Honest, are not smart.
Who are Smart and Honest are not political.
Who are Smart and Political are not honest.
After all, God never makes a mistake.


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kcpandey

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«Reply #6 on: November 02, 2004, 01:45:48 PM »

*:Why did the chicken cross the road?:*

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road.
This is a complete fabrication, we do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us.
There is no middle ground.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken
crossing the road.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to
have access to the other side of the road.
KOFI ANAN
We have yet to pass a resolution commissioning the identification of this animal
and it is far too early to discuss any road.


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Talat

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«Reply #7 on: November 02, 2004, 02:46:06 PM »


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Pooja

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«Reply #8 on: November 02, 2004, 03:23:58 PM »

ha ha ha ha Nice one AKS JI!!!!

BAHOOT KHOOB KCPANDEY JI!!!!!


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #9 on: November 02, 2004, 04:01:16 PM »

Ha! ha! ha!lolzz
Very Nice pandey Ji!! & Shukriya Talat ji! & Pooja ji!lolzzzz


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immi

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«Reply #10 on: November 02, 2004, 04:03:44 PM »

Nice pandeyji


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kcpandey

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«Reply #11 on: November 03, 2004, 01:04:39 PM »

Nice ...........

good work all friends........................


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #12 on: November 03, 2004, 02:37:19 PM »

shukriya !! Pandey ji!


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akela

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«Reply #13 on: November 03, 2004, 09:04:02 PM »


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kcpandey

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«Reply #14 on: November 04, 2004, 05:38:37 AM »

Hording of the Year (Visual Joke)
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