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Indian Cricket Team - FAQ (Updated after recent IND-PAK series)

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An Indian batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was an Indian Team?
A. An all-rounder.

Q. What is the main function of the Indian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. Why is Kumble the unluckiest bowler?
A. Because he was born in India.

Q. What's the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this Tour?
A. Ashish Nehra delivery flying towards the boundary.

Q. Why don't Indian fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the Indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. What do you call an Indian with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Ganguly?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the Indian touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.

Q. What do Indian batsmen and drug addicts have in common??
A. Both spend most of their time wondering when their next shot will be.

Q. Why were Indian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.

Q. Who spent the most time on the crease of anyone in the Indian touring party?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.

Q. What does Ganguly put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. bat? Huh?


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«Reply #1 on: April 25, 2005, 06:29:24 PM »

Phone call for Ganguly!

India Pakistan Match has started. As to be expected, it's a charged up atmosphere and the heat is really on!

India is put in to bat. As to be expected, three wickets down, for a measly score.

There is phone call for Ganguly, at the Dressing Room. The Team Manager picks up the call.

'Hello ! I am Ganguly's friend speaking . Can I talk to him now ?'

The Team Manager replies : 'Sorry ! He has just gone in to bat . '

The caller replies 'No problem . I'll hold the line ! '


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«Reply #2 on: April 25, 2005, 11:48:44 PM »

Quote from: "NewYorker"

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«Reply #3 on: April 26, 2005, 02:28:18 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz fak ...........
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Ganguly decided to open the innings with Sehwag (Non-Striker). First over is started by Shoheb Akhtar who is bowling at his fiercest...

First ball : Whizzes past Ganguly's off-stump. Ganguly doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper.

Second ball : Goes right over the Ganguly 's bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Ganguly is again unmoved.

Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Ganguly, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Ganguly doesn't move a muscle.

Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Ganguly again doesn't move, and the ball shoots past him to the wicket-keeper. But this time, the umpire shouts "No Ball!"

Ganguly walks upto the umpire and tells him, "So you discovered it now? You see, I know from the very beginning that the guy has no ball in his hand!"


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«Reply #4 on: April 26, 2005, 03:48:31 AM »

wah

no ball

u r paksiatni or indian? Huh?

?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NEW Yorker? Huh?


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«Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 07:38:59 PM »

There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. The relationship b/w the couple was turning sour. So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for
them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the
kid. In the hearing in the court. it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.

So the judge asked "beta would you like to stay with your mummy?

"Kid said no mummy beats me sad5

So the judge asked "beta would you like to stay with your papa then ?"

Kid said no papa beats me sad5

Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to Do ... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ides he had in his mind about the child......

and he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......
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Indian Cricket Team because they NEVER BEATS ANYBODY !!! ... :lol:


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