Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.
Q: How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
Q: What would Mark Waugh be if he were an Indian batsman?
B: In form.
Q: How should John Wright reshuffle the Indian batting order?
A: Move Extras up the order.
Q: Why are the Indian players demanding increased payments for test matches?
A: Someone told them that some test matches can go into the fourth day.
Q: What would Glen McGrath be if he were an Indian?
A: A genuine all rounder.
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
A: When he is bowling.
Q: Who has the easiest job in the Indian team?
A: The guy who removes red ball marks from the bat.
Q: When will India declare the next national holiday?
A: If India beats Namibia in the World Cup.
Q: What skill is required to officiate in matches figuring India?
A: The umpire should be able to raise his hands 10 times in 5 minutes.
Q: What is to be done to ensure that one-day matches figuring India lasts at least one full session?
A: The opponent team should bat first.
Q: How is the Indian scorecard written?
A: In the ascending order (opening batsman lowest, extras highest).
Q: What would have happened if there were an 8th ODI?
A: Tendulkar would have scored one more run and crossed his highest score in the series.
Q: When do you feel that listening to Sidhu's commentary less painful?
A: When watching India's batting.
too gud suhas bhai
U summed up the indian team correctly :lol:
on eTI community..
