Indian Politicians...

by NewYorker on April 28, 2005, 07:56:36 PM
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Mayawati ko modelling ka bhoot chadha. So she posed with buffaloes.

One news paper published the picture with caption - 'Mayawati, 3rd from left'.

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«Reply #1 on: April 28, 2005, 08:06:38 PM »
Once laloo goes to the US to learn english from Bush.  

He calls his wife Rabri and says english is a funny language and he is having fun.  

After 2 months Bush calls Rabri and says: hum Bushwa bolat hain, e-Laloowa englishiya kaboo nahi sheek payi....  

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«Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 08:13:06 PM »
India and Pakistan problem was successfully solved by our own Lalooji

how:

During a meeting with the President of Pakistan , Lalooji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country,"chalo hum aap ko aur ek freebie dethein hain...bihar bhi laylo"

Mr. Musharaff immediately withdrew his demand for Kashmir.

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«Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 08:17:37 PM »
Laloo to P.A.- Why are so many players kicking the football?"

P.A.- "Sir goal karne ke liye."

Laloo- "Sasura ball to pahile hi gol haui aur kitwa gol arenge."  

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«Reply #4 on: May 02, 2005, 12:48:38 AM »
ha ha ha ha ah

sasura ka kia pata huwe k gol aur goal kai huwe...............................
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«Reply #5 on: May 02, 2005, 07:10:02 PM »
Three scientists, an american, a german and an indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

the american said "in washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. and he grew up and became an olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist!"

the german said, "thats nothing to what we have achieved. back in berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. now she is an olympics marathon gold medallist!"

the indian smirked: "is that all you have achieved? just gold medallists? in patna, bihar, we had a baby boy born without a head! we attached a coconut and called him Laloo and he grew up to become the chief minister of Bihar!"

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«Reply #6 on: May 02, 2005, 07:50:50 PM »
are wah bahut badhiya.....ka likhat ho.....bahut funny likhat ho ...kahan se dhoondhat ho.............
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«Reply #7 on: May 02, 2005, 08:02:53 PM »
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ... "
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«Reply #8 on: May 02, 2005, 08:09:30 PM »
Once laloo went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the Laloo was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"
The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said Laloo.
"10 percent", said the senator smugly.

Some time later, the senator had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister (Laloo) lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house,the American was stunned by the huge palace Laloo had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Indian Rupees", he asked.
The Laloo called him to the window.
"See the river over there?"
"Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said
"No, I don't see any bridge."
"100 percent", said Laloo !!
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«Reply #9 on: May 02, 2005, 10:51:58 PM »
again good job New Yorker........................................... ................................................. .............
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«Reply #10 on: May 04, 2005, 02:03:28 AM »
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Brilliant.... kahaan say layarthi ho yeh saab yaar....

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You've givin me a lot of wonderful laugh in the lonely night's... thanks
Always Anjli
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«Reply #11 on: May 09, 2005, 07:41:30 PM »
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER,SINGLE."

And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."

The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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«Reply #12 on: May 09, 2005, 07:43:25 PM »
Laloo Prasad's wife is off to England for a 2-week training program, and he is seeing her off at the airport.

'Have a good trip Rabri', says Laloo.

Rabri answers, 'Thank you ji! What would you like me to bring for you?'

Laloo laughs and says, 'An English girl!!!

Rabri is quiet and leaves contemplating the meaning of his words.

Two weeks later Laloo picks her up in the airport and asks, 'Haanji, so how was the trip?'

'Very good, very very good ji!'

Laloo laughs and asks, 'And so, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?'

'What I had asked for, the English girl?!'

'Oh haanji, that! Well, I've done what I could. Now we will just have to wait a few months to see if it's a English boy or a girl!!!

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«Reply #13 on: May 11, 2005, 10:46:59 PM »
Your wonderful....

Thank for the laughs... Always Anjli
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«Reply #14 on: June 27, 2005, 10:52:26 PM »
:lol:

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya:  Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha  hoon.
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