Indian Politicians...

i am sure everyone has read this>>>>>>>>>>

Essay "Indian Cow" u'll forget your English by

the time you finish reading this.

This is a true essay written by laloo..

candidate at the UPSC(IAS) Examinations.
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian
cow:Indian Cow

>>HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal.

Also he is 4
>>footed,
>>And because he is female, he give milks, [ but

will do so when he
>>is got child.] But he has got four legs

together. Two are forward
>>and two are afterwards.His whole body can be

utilised for use.More
>>so the milk.
>>Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his

basement. [ horses dont have
>>any such attachment What can it do? Various

ghee, butter, cream,
>>curd, why and the condensed milk and so

forth.Also he is useful to
>>cobbler,watermans and mankind generally. His

motion is slow only
>>because he is of lazy species.,
>>Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful

to trees, plants as
>>well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in

hand , and drying
>>in the sun.
>>
>>Cow is the only animal that extricates his

feeding after eating.
>>Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom

are situated in the
>>inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the

meadows in the grass.
>>His only attacking and defending organ is the

horns, specially so
>>when he is got child.This is done by knowing

his head whereby he
>>causes the weapons to be paralleled
>>to the ground of the earth and instantly

proceed with great
>>velocity forwards.
>>He has got tails also, situated in the

backyard, but not like
>>similar animals. It has hairs on theother end

of the other side.
>>This is done to frighten away the flies which

alight on his
>>cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The

palms of his feet
>>are soft unto the touch So the grasses head is

not crushed.
>>At night time have poses by looking down on the

ground and he
>>shouts . His eyes and nose are like other

relatives.This is the
>>cow.......