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by angel4u on August 09, 2007, 07:37:42 PM

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1. My husband and i divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and i didnt.

2. i dont suffer from insanity; i enjoy every minute of it.

3. I word hard because millions on welfare depend on me.

4. Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

7. You are just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9. Earth is the insane assylum for the universe.

10. I am not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13. God must love stupid people; he made so many.

14. The gene pool could use a little chlroine.

15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it.

18. Wrinkled was not one of the things i wanted to be when i grew up.

19. Procrastinate now.

20. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?

21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

23. Stupidity is not a handicap. park elsewhere.

24. They call it PMS because MadCow disease was already taken.

25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27. Ham and eggs. A day's word for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28. The trouble with life is there is no background music.

29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30. I smile because i dont know what the hell is going on...

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