:: internet addict? : solution is here ::

by myheart_ursonly on January 30, 2005, 02:32:39 PM
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12-Step Internet Recovery Program
 
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.  

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.  

3) I will get dressed before noon.  

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.  

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.  

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.  

7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.  

8 ) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.  

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.  

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.  

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

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