intresting definitions

by lambas on January 07, 2006, 05:02:22 AM
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1. Man: is a pendulm between a smile and tears
2. father: a back provided by nature
3. jokes: one whose tears bring tears
4. school: the place where father pays and son plays
5. discipline: a word that is missing in students dictionary
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«Reply #1 on: January 07, 2006, 09:00:48 PM »
MAN:: An Addition in the World
Woman:: A Division in the Universe
Animal:: A Multiplication in the Globe
Fish:: A Subtraction from the Earth
Virus:: A Factorial in the Zone
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«Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 10:22:30 PM »
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)


LIFE....
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«Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 04:47:28 PM »
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
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«Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 01:30:47 PM »
Nice One,. Applause
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«Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 09:10:13 PM »
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1. Open an empty notepad file
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3. Save it as whatever you want.
4. Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug?

You should not be excited.!
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«Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 08:31:26 AM »
Intresting.. .
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«Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 08:38:02 AM »
Eggplants aren`t vegtables they`re really fruits.
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«Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 04:32:33 PM »
Egg Plant Bole Brinjaal Hota Hai Na Yaar,.
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«Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 06:32:59 PM »
Yep, correct!! Yeh Actors kahan se ikhate ho rahe hain.
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