Jaldi padho..........

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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 Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

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Khidki khuli zulfain uddi,
socha husn-e-yaar ka deedar hai,
jaise hi zulfain hati,
Kismat phutti,
Kyun ke wo nahaya hua SARDAAR tha!!!!!!!

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Two very rich people got divorced, and their lawyers lived happily ever after.

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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

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 Banta: What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Thank u salma,Ur collections r also worth praising...