*Jest a Minute*

by Roja on August 02, 2008, 02:37:29 PM
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A couple arrived home earlier than usual and found
a robber in their house.

"Now that you've seen me I'll have to shoot you,"
said the man, pulling out a gun.

The couple was too frightened to speak.

"I like to know the names of my victims,"
Said the robber, pointing his gun at the woman.
"Tell me your name"?

"Laxmi", said the woman.

"Laxmi" !! exclaimed the man. "That's my mother's name
too. I can't shoot you".

"Tell me your name"!! he snarled at the man,
pointing the gun at him.

"S.Sharma", stammered the man. "But my friends call me LAXMI"
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