joke

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood
in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks
behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you
lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never
moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"And whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only
told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied
yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

u can use my truth clock as ceiling fan

mine is not a joke its a truth.

kyun aisa kya khaaya hai subah subah  :mrgreen:

usi mein hi pet dard? sab friends aur familymen ke bhi kha liye kya?

where r u? wahin pe pahonch gaye kya? jahan pet dard k baad sab jaate hain :mrgreen:

oye :evil: kisko bol raha hai tu bekaari badhaane aa gaya

sk tune achcha nahi kiya mujhe bekaari badhaane wala bulaake :evil: