JOkes Dhamaal,.

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«Reply #15 on: April 09, 2009, 01:16:56 PM »
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!



Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
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«Reply #16 on: April 09, 2009, 01:17:18 PM »
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?



Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.
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«Reply #17 on: April 09, 2009, 01:17:37 PM »
Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.



Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
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«Reply #18 on: April 09, 2009, 01:17:58 PM »
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.



Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
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«Reply #19 on: April 09, 2009, 01:18:15 PM »
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!



Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
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«Reply #20 on: April 09, 2009, 01:18:34 PM »
Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.



Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”
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«Reply #21 on: April 09, 2009, 01:18:57 PM »
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha

Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.



Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga
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«Reply #22 on: April 09, 2009, 01:19:17 PM »
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:



Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.

Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
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«Reply #23 on: April 09, 2009, 01:19:44 PM »
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.



Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!
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«Reply #24 on: April 09, 2009, 01:20:02 PM »
Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.



Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.
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«Reply #25 on: April 09, 2009, 01:20:19 PM »
Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”



Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho
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«Reply #26 on: April 09, 2009, 01:20:35 PM »
Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??



Student: “Air Hostess!”
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«Reply #27 on: April 09, 2009, 01:20:57 PM »
Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya.



Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.

Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!
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«Reply #28 on: April 09, 2009, 01:21:13 PM »
Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?



Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.
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«Reply #29 on: April 09, 2009, 01:21:29 PM »
Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.



Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…
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