Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

by jasbirsingh on December 17, 2008, 03:32:17 PM

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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #15 on: January 03, 2009, 06:52:29 PM »

Chinese track coach was asked how they are producing such fast runners.
Coach: It’s really quite simple, we use real bullets in our starting guns.


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«Reply #16 on: January 03, 2009, 06:53:57 PM »

A man bought a car on loan. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Man: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage too!


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #17 on: January 03, 2009, 06:56:27 PM »

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #18 on: January 03, 2009, 06:58:28 PM »

Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #19 on: January 03, 2009, 07:01:19 PM »

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Giggle


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #20 on: January 03, 2009, 07:23:28 PM »

Two taxicab drivers met.
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #21 on: January 03, 2009, 07:26:48 PM »

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #22 on: January 03, 2009, 07:28:58 PM »

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #23 on: January 08, 2009, 10:27:07 PM »

After a deep passionate kiss, the girl whispers to the guy, " Kiss me like that once more and I will be yours forever!"
The guy exclaims, " Thanks for the warning!"


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Rajesh Harish

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«Reply #24 on: January 08, 2009, 10:50:57 PM »

All of above are really hilarious Jasbir Ji


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #25 on: January 08, 2009, 11:06:01 PM »

Son: "I know what the Bible means!"
Father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
Son replied, "I do know!"
"Ok," said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #26 on: January 08, 2009, 11:08:50 PM »

Quote from: Rajesh Harish on January 08, 2009, 10:50:57 PM

All of above are really hilarious Jasbir Ji

Thanks Rajesh

Jasbir Singh


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #27 on: January 08, 2009, 11:14:00 PM »

Q: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving


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Rajesh Harish

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«Reply #28 on: January 08, 2009, 11:45:53 PM »

A child was very poor at Mathematics because he did take interest in it. Parents helped him but still he did not do well. A tutor was hired but no positive results were seen. Finally the child was sent to a church where Maths classes were held. He really scored excellent marks. His father was surprised and asked the child why he did so well. The child said they are very strict at the church,they nail you to the plus (+)sign if you do
not do you work well. NM