Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh) -Panna 5:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Pooja

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«Reply #60 on: August 20, 2009, 06:15:11 PM »

Good collection Jas ji and BBL..


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brokenbyluv

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Re: Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

«Reply #61 on: August 20, 2009, 06:31:27 PM »

SORRY POOJA JI..I HAVE DELETED THAT JOKE...N J.S JI G.F WALA JOKE BAHUT BADHIYA HAI...


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #62 on: August 20, 2009, 06:46:56 PM »

Quote from: Pooja on August 20, 2009, 06:15:11 PM

Good collection Jas ji and BBL..

thanks pooja

jasbir singh


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #63 on: August 20, 2009, 06:47:26 PM »

Quote from: brokenbyluv on August 20, 2009, 06:31:27 PM

SORRY POOJA JI..I HAVE DELETED THAT JOKE...N J.S JI G.F WALA JOKE BAHUT BADHIYA HAI...

thanks BBL JI

and what joke u deleted ? something was wrong kya ?

jasbir singh


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brokenbyluv

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«Reply #64 on: August 23, 2009, 12:51:17 AM »

Quote from: jasbirsingh on August 20, 2009, 06:47:26 PM

thanks BBL JI

and what joke u deleted ? something was wrong kya ?

jasbir singh

haan vo call girl wala joke...pooja ji was rite tht was insulting god....isliye maine delete kar diya...


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brokenbyluv

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Re: Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

«Reply #65 on: August 23, 2009, 12:54:01 AM »

Ek bus driver ki seat k piche likha tha:

"agar khuda ne chaha tou manzil tak pahucha dunga,agar jhuki nazar tou maa kasam khuda se hi milwa dunga"......


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #66 on: August 25, 2009, 09:05:22 AM »


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brokenbyluv

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Re: Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

«Reply #67 on: August 27, 2009, 06:18:09 PM »

Sardar travelling 1st time in a plane going to mumbai..
while its landing,

He shoutes: "BOMBAY BOMBAY"

Air hostess: "B SILENT"

Sardar said: "OK...ombay ombay...."


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brokenbyluv

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Re: Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

«Reply #68 on: August 28, 2009, 05:56:33 PM »

एक दिन PAPPU के पापा एक रोबोट ले कर आये.

वह रोबोट झूठ पकड़ सकता था और झूठ बोलने वाले को गाल पर खीँच कर चांटा मार देता था.

आज PAPPU स्कूल से घर देर से आया था... पापा ने पूछा "घर लौटने में देर क्यो हो गयी?"

"आज हमारी एक्स्ट्रा क्लासेस थी" PAPPU ने जवाब दिया...

रोबोट अचानक अपनी जगह से उछला और जमकर PAPPU के गाल पर चांटा मार दिया.

पापा हंसकर बोले, "ये रोबोट हर झूठ को पकड़ सकता है और झूठ बोलने वाले को चांटा भी मारता है. अब सच क्या है यह बताओ... कहाँ गए थे?"

"में फिल्म देखने गया था" PAPPU बोला

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने कड़ककर पूछा

"हनुमान"
चटाक... अभी PAPPU की बात पूरी भी नहीं हुई थी की उसके गाल पर रोबोट ने एक जोर का चांटा मारा.

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने फिर पूछा

"कातिल जवानी."

पापा ग़ुस्से में बोले "शर्म आनी चाहिए तुम्हे. जब में तुम्हारे जितना था तब ऐसी हरकत नहीं किया करता था."

चटाक... रोबोट ने एक चांटा मारा... इस बार पापा के गाल पर.

यह सुनते ही मम्मी किचन में से आते हुए बोली "आख़िर तुम्हारा बेटा है ना... झूठ तो बोलेगा ही"

अब मम्मी की बारी थी... चटाक...


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khamosh_aawaaz

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Re: Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

«Reply #69 on: June 27, 2010, 01:04:29 PM »


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shivani(9899207979)

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«Reply #70 on: June 30, 2010, 09:48:35 AM »

A Good Friend

Is Like A Light House

It Doesn’t

Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention

When You Are Lost …

It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …


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Sky Blue

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Re: Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

«Reply #71 on: June 30, 2010, 10:13:06 AM »

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first. Winking


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jasbirsingh

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Re: Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

«Reply #72 on: July 15, 2010, 08:06:33 AM »

haa haa .... all are best yaar ...

chataaaaaaaaaaakkkkk ...... Laughing hard


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #73 on: July 15, 2010, 08:07:45 AM »

1 aadmi ke 20 bacche the....
1 din uski wife ne pucha--
mein kaise lag rahi hoon

AADMI:roop tera mastana,paas mere mat aana
PHOOL koi phir se na khil jaye

JASBIR SINGH
hira_company@yahoo.com


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Sky Blue

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«Reply #74 on: July 18, 2010, 09:12:09 AM »

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun


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