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jokes... :lol:

by NewYorker on January 03, 2005, 12:50:16 AM

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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls
into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why???
Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!!!!

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai???
Answer- D'Cold... Chan ki saans - D'cold
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple...
Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What
is the question Huh?

So, Which Platform are you Working on Huh?

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jokes... :lol:

«Reply #1 on: January 03, 2005, 12:50:59 AM »

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