Jokes On Wife & Hubby :SMS , mobile & JOKES

Roja

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Wife: Honey ............. What are You Looking for?

Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date


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pandit

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 02:54:41 AM »

HAHAHAHHAA.....
GUD ONE ROJA JEE..


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 02:54:49 AM »

Q- What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A- One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 02:55:33 AM »

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and No. tongue3


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 02:56:16 AM »

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Giggle


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Rajesh Harish

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 02:56:51 AM »

Nice Roja Ji


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 02:57:16 AM »

Quote from: pandit on April 11, 2009, 02:54:41 AM

HAHAHAHHAA.....
GUD ONE ROJA JEE..

Thanks Pandit ji


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 02:58:21 AM »

Quote from: Rajesh Harish on April 11, 2009, 02:56:51 AM

Nice Roja Ji

Thanks Rajesh Harash ji..


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 02:59:09 AM »

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


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pandit

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 02:59:21 AM »

AREY WAAH ROJA JEE..
EK SE BADHKAR EK...... hello


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 03:00:07 AM »

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 03:00:51 AM »

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The Guy replies: Thanks for the warning


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 03:01:56 AM »

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "


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Roja

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 03:03:36 AM »

Poems written by Husband to Wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

******

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

******

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

******

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

******

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.


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Rajesh Harish

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Re: Jokes On Wife & Hubby

«Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 03:09:47 AM »

Bahut khoob Roja Ji


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