Jokes On Wife & Hubby

by Roja on April 11, 2009, 02:54:03 AM
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«Reply #15 on: April 26, 2009, 04:17:58 PM »
Thanks Pandit and Rajesh Harish ji  tongue3
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«Reply #16 on: April 26, 2009, 04:19:43 PM »
Old Age - After 70 years

An older couple was lying in bed one night.

The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck".

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

"TO GET MY TEETH..!!!"  tongue3
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«Reply #17 on: April 26, 2009, 04:22:19 PM »
Bohat Achche Roja Didi Ji, Kya Aisa Sachchi Hota Hai After Marriage
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«Reply #18 on: April 26, 2009, 04:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Jaanasheen on April 26, 2009, 04:22:19 PM
Bohat Achche Roja Didi Ji, Kya Aisa Sachchi Hota Hai After Marriage

Thanks Azeem brother. (Ab mujhe kya pata.. waise aap ek daant banake rakhlena aur pass mein rakhna...hahaha tongue3)
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«Reply #19 on: April 26, 2009, 04:58:05 PM »
Patni (Pati Se) – Meri to koi santan nahi hai isliye
sochti hun ki apani sari jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan
kar dun.

Yah sunkar pati uthakar jane laga.

Patni – Tum Kahan ja rahe ho?

Pati(Gambirta Se) – Sadhu banana


 tongue3 tongue3
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«Reply #20 on: April 26, 2009, 05:58:13 PM »
From : Ek Dukhi Pati

**WARNING** THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!

*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

If you have a Saali pass it on to her and let her know How you feel about her.This is your chance

If you haven't got a Saali then still Pass it on to others. let them have a good Laugh.

 Giggle
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«Reply #21 on: April 26, 2009, 06:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Roja on April 26, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
From : Ek Dukhi Pati

**WARNING** THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!

*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

If you have a Saali pass it on to her and let her know How you feel about her.This is your chance

If you haven't got a Saali then still Pass it on to others. let them have a good Laugh.

 Giggle


bahut khoob rojaa....
ahhahahhahhaa
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Rajesh Harish
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«Reply #22 on: April 26, 2009, 06:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Roja on April 26, 2009, 04:19:43 PM
Old Age - After 70 years

An older couple was lying in bed one night.

The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck".

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

"TO GET MY TEETH..!!!"  tongue3

Quote from: Roja on April 26, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
From : Ek Dukhi Pati

**WARNING** THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!

*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

If you have a Saali pass it on to her and let her know How you feel about her.This is your chance

If you haven't got a Saali then still Pass it on to others. let them have a good Laugh.

 Giggle


Nice Jokes
But to Jokes only
Can spoil a family
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Roja
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«Reply #23 on: April 27, 2009, 03:00:09 AM »
Quote from: pandit on April 26, 2009, 06:30:54 PM
bahut khoob rojaa....
ahhahahhahhaa

Thankyou thankyou... tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #24 on: April 27, 2009, 03:02:13 AM »
Quote from: Rajesh Harish on April 26, 2009, 06:55:17 PM
Nice Jokes
But to Jokes only
Ca spoil a family

 icon_scratch
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Roja
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«Reply #25 on: April 29, 2009, 01:51:08 PM »
man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'The

Man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'


The robber then shot him and killed him instantly. He then turned to a
couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'


Moral of the story- When Opportunity  knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT.

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Pooja
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«Reply #26 on: April 29, 2009, 10:12:31 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard  bahoot khoob...
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Roja
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«Reply #27 on: May 01, 2009, 09:53:47 AM »
Thanks Pooja di
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Roja
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«Reply #28 on: May 01, 2009, 09:56:46 AM »
Biwi : Bhagwan jab Akkal Baat Rahe thhe Tab Tum Kaha Thhe

Husbnd : Mai Tumhare Sath Shaadi Ke Fere Le Raha Thha

 Laughing hard
 
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«Reply #29 on: July 26, 2009, 04:31:20 AM »


भोजन के लिये बैठे पति ने अपनी पत्नी से पूछा!
पति : भाग्यवान्! यह जो सब्जी तुमने बनाई है, उसका नाम क्या है!
पत्नी : क्यों पूछ रहे हो?
पति : क्योकि अस्पताल में मुझसे भी तो पूछा जाएगा कि मैंने क्या खाया था! tongue3
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